

garak as the janitor from scrubs is the single funniest thing I have ever thought about thank you
@conceptadecency has suggested that the janitor is a section 31 operative and he and garak “met across a floor buffer at the Romulan Embassy.” and thats the second funniest thing you will ever think about
It was so romantic. They bonded over playing pranks on the Tal Shiar spy-posing-as-a-janitor (he was a bit of a dick) and they still keep in touch.
going by the “they share voice actors in the dub” thing i am not entirely convinced dr. kelso is not secretly a cardassian in disguise tbh






