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Not me sitting in a lawn chair with a flashlight and a hockey stick chasing away raccoons from the baby kitten underneath our deck who refuses to come out! Been trying to trap this kitten for 2 days. We were in bed and then I heard a SCREAM so now I’m on the kitten night watch. Chasing away raccoons. I’ve seen the same one six times now in the last 2.5 hours

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Don’t know if the scream was the kitten or the raccoon just being a raccoon and no idea if kitten is injured but here I am at 1:44am sitting in my deck with a hockey stick and very sleep deprived guarding this dumbass kitten who won’t come out from under the deck

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Kitten is too light to trigger the cage to close so I’ve got a bottle and string rig set up. Been trying to catch this backyard goblin for 4 days now. Just living under our deck lol

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The orphaned kitten in question who refuses to be caught but loves wet food

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CAUGHT

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We live in the drawer and are Very Feral and Very Spooky but the rage is melting away a little bit everyday

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We’ve got really bad ringworm but look how far we’ve come!! We had our first vet appointment earlier this week and we’re doing so great despite the ringworm and intestinal parasites. We even had our first bath this week.

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We have unlocked some levels

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Thought I’d update y’all! We’re currently fostering this bébé after trapping him when he was living under our deck for about five days.

We’ve been calling him Woodley; he’s about 9/10 weeks old with a really bad case of ringworm that’s resulted in almost complete hair loss of his tail. He had his first round of vaccines and dewormer and is being treated for the ringworm and some intestinal parasites.

He is an incredibly spicy foster baby. I’ve fostered around 28 feral kittens (most from the neonatal age) because I used to be a veterinary technician. Somehow even after my employment I just keep finding feral kittens. The curse of the vet tech lmao

Anyway, he’s getting boosters and his FeLV (feline leukemia) test in a few weeks and will have been about a month into his ringworm treatment by then and hopefully can get him into a rescue group while still fostering him because we have a cat dad extraordinaire adult cat who LOVES foster kittens and teaches them the all important cat socialization, grooming, and healthy play.

Unsure about coat length, I would guess he’ll be a medium hair. As for his color, he seems to be a chocolate colored kitty but who knows if it stays that way. We’ve had him for 2.5 weeks now and it’s some real slow socialization progression but he’s really made some strides in the past two days and demands snugs now (even though he forgets who I am the minute I put him down lmao).

Here’s hoping we don’t end up with a fourth cat lmao

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Update: we are completely medically cleared!!! Ringworm has healed, no more intestinal parasites and we are FIV/FeLV negative. Woodley had his second vet appointment yesterday and got the all clear and his booster vaccines. Now we can really focus on finding him a loving home!

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Woodley got to meet our cat Fletcher today who is cat dad extraordinaire and he also posed for a mini photo shoot

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A handsome bébé

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Please enjoy some recent photos of Woodley who I think is going to be an enormous cat lmao. His personality has really started to shine and he’s just such a sweet and playful kitten. Also his fur is growing longer! He is becoming a fluffy man! We are in danger of having a fourth cat at this point!!

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It you were me, Fourth Cat would be a given. :->

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boys really do act a way

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I hopped into his car and he put on his playlist of jazz music to study to. then in the middle of it, for no discernable reason, was a compilation of "top ten scariest animal sounds" and he imitated each one until it got to the gorilla noises and he just said "wow, powerful. really cool." then the playlist went back to jazz again.

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You have a problem with this?

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Samus after being adopted by Chozo: By the way, I’m a girl

Gray Voice: Okay. I have zero understanding of how this human sexual dimorphism stuff works anyway. Like, do males have more colorful and longer plummage or something?

Gray Voice, later: (scared shitless that he screwed something up raising her) Wait shit shit according to this medical data we got on shared Federation network, for a human girl your age your hormones are WAY out of whack.

Gray Voice: Take these pills, they should lower your testosterone and boost your estrogen.

Samus: (happy crying) Sure, dad.

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[image description: a printed out flyer with the picture of a sleeping grey tabby cat on it. It has text on it that reads:

Muffin disclaimer

So you’ve ordered a muffin! We hope you’re up for a challenge.

Our wobbly tabby cat Bea REALLY likes muffins so there are a few things to be aware of if you have a muffin in the cat area.

- She WILL climb you to try and get your muffin
- She is not very good at climbing so she will claw her way up your body
- It WILL hurt
- She WILL NOT give up
- She may try to eat the muffin right out of your mouth
- She is not allowed to eat muffins

You may pick her up / move her away if needed and if you’re really struggling, come and talk to us and we will help. No matter how much she wants to, it is still very important that you don’t let her eat any muffin as it will make her sick.

Good luck and we hope you enjoy your muffin experience!

She may look sweet and innocent but we promise you she’s not

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Bea the muffin thief has come upon my timeline again and I am obliged to reblog.

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hera-the-wizard asked:

snakes are reversed vampires

they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands

kiiingsnake answered:

????? vampires have hands?????????

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yeah??

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ayo what the FUCK 

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why wouldn't they??

kiiingsnake

hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck

hera-the-wizard

THE FUCKING MOPED???

kiiingsnake

THE FUCKING MOPED

that-house

I’M SORRY YOU WHAT

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vampires: exist

op:

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VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?

kiiingsnake

great job with my post guys. hit the showers

septicake

THIS POST IS 2 WEEKS OLD