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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thatlittleegyptologist

Just wanna be an Ancient Egyptian woman, tits out, grinding grain, ready to bake that sweet sweet bread for the festival

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Other than this not being 4000BC. What's stopping you?

thatlittleegyptologist

It being 4000BC is pretty much the necessary point of this post. Modern Egypt isn't going to give me the 'sheep on the roof, cattle grazing on the gezira during Akhet, while listening to the music of the festival beginning' or 'papyrus blowing in the wind as the banks of Nile lap with the inundation' want I'm looking for though!

'other than what the post specifies as an integral part of the experience what's stopping you' is very A Take
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How to Turn a Candy Bag Into a Zippered Pouch

How to Turn a Candy Bag Into a Zippered Pouch

We aren’t sugar-coating anything when we say that you’ll definitely get a smile everywhere you go when you pull out this delightful zipper pouch made from a candy bag.

Fill it with your keys, a card, a little cash and some lip balm for those grab-and-go situations. Better yet, indulge your loved one’s sweet tooth by loading it up with treats and surprising him with a delicious “just because”…


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Candy bag zipper pouch DIY Refashion Sewing tutorial upcycling Zipper pouch
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ancient-ass drawing i didn’t like enough at the time to post but have developed an affection for after seeing it in my star trek fanart folder every time i open it. i’m not sure why i drew it, i do think a lot of angsty odo art i’ve seen out there is really beautiful and creative and it’s natural that i’d give it a try myself but i really must have been going thru it. so here’s the world’s saddest melted Kraft single

my art ds9
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surprisedentistry

literally nothing is funnier than just living your life with a cat in a sweater vest. constantly feels like he’s about to offer to do my taxes

surprisedentistry

i was trying to finish this post while he sat on the bar stool next to mine beeping at me for attention, and when the attention didn’t come quickly enough he put his paws on my shoulder and slapped me in the face

which is, again, infinitely funnier when your cat is wearing a sweatervest

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im being bullied by the world’s smallest accountant