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machetes asked:

could you write me a song about sea sirens

Okay, in response to this ask, it is now my duty to try to write you a song about sea sirens. I’ll try to get you started by saying that you have a certain reputation – perhaps undeserved, or maybe deserved.

You are seen as a fearsome, dangerous creature. Your songs are famous, and they are not loved. Even those who believe you should respect your power and power alone are afraid of you.

But you are also misunderstood. Your songs are seen as innocent, and you are a soft creature. Even those who would hurt you for sport are afraid of you.

You are a creature of fear and danger, and you do not like this. But there is someone, an angel, who understands you and cares about you – that is because angels can do this. “There’s a lot of room in this world for a monster, and there’s a lot of room for a man, too,” someone once said.

You do not see them, or they do not see you, but they can hear you singing. You do not want to be what they see, but that’s what you are, so you are what you are. You’re not what you see. But you’re not what you see. And the angels can see.

But they can’t help you. You are as alone as you’ve ever been. There are those who say they understand. There are those who say they can’t.

(I hope that helps you, in some way?)

you just gotta place your faith in a theorem called bayes machetes
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Good Omens (TV Series 2019-)

David Tennant & Michael Sheen as Crowley & Aziraphale

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“Ah, little lad, you’re staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love.”

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“I work in a vet clinic and a few weeks ago there was a competition being run through one of our suppliers for ‘dogs at work’. My clinic ended up winning with this pic of my dogs and thought you all might enjoy. My dog on the left is wearing ‘Stray’s...

“I work in a vet clinic and a few weeks ago there was a competition being run through one of our suppliers for ‘dogs at work’. My clinic ended up winning with this pic of my dogs and thought you all might enjoy. My dog on the left is wearing ‘Stray’s Anatomy’ scrubs, just to add to the overall look. It’s a good day to save lives!”

Photo/text by Rosie McCarthy

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himeno-ran

I love fandom wikis that treat every scrap of canon material as though they carry exactly the same weight and importance

himeno-ran

like you know what buddy you're right, those obscure tie-in novels from the 90s that like 11 people read are exactly as important as the multi-million-dollar blockbuster that came out the following year and contradicted everything in them, that's 100% correct

arbane235

#you can just say this is about LotR

himeno-ran

it was about terminator actually