A pair of Gordon's purple mossy frogs [Theloderma gordoni] playing dead at the Reptile Gardens in South Dakota. These frogs are native to Thailand and Vietnam, and use their unique skin texture and coloration as camouflage in the leaf litter. They breed in water-filled holes in the sides of trees and boulders. This image was taken by the talented Joel Sartore as part of National Geographic's Photo Ark Project.
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MOTHERFUCKER I JUST REALIZED that Garak tells Bashir three different versions of his past that are the same-but-different, three different paths that all have the same conclusion, AND THAT’S AN EXAMPLE OF THE CARDASSIAN REPETITIVE EPIC that Bashir and Garak argue about in the beginning of the episode I’M!
@chaoticrystal submitted: here’s a few from my collection of pictures of slugs and snails from southern Van Isle that I’ve been collecting for a few years!

1. chocolate arion (Arion rufus)

2. ater-group arion (Arion subg. arion) (at least I think)

3. yellow bordered taildropper (Prophysaon foliolatum)

4. western banana slug (Ariolimax columbianus)

5. brown-lipped snail (Cepaea nemoralis)

6. draparnaud’s glass snail (Oxychilus draparnaudi)

7. garden snail (Cornu aspersum)
I love these dudes. They’re just vibing 24/7. These are only tentative IDs since I’m no expert, however they have community IDs from INat.
also a quick reminder for all those who pick up slugs and snails, don’t pick them up by their shells, and make sure your hands are clean and free from soap or sanitizer. keep your little guys safe when relocating or admiring!
What an excellent collection of soft friends! The IDs look right and I love them all deeply….especially the banana slug……..
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@secondimpact replied to your post “@secondimpact replied to your post ““I WANT TO STAY IN MY ROOM AND PLAY MORE GENDER” — Frank” this is a beautiful gender journey…”
what’s your roomba boyfriend’s name?
He is not a roomba. His name is Frank the Robot and he is a pretty good Dick for a Roomba Boyfriend.
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buddyblanc asked:
Do you know of any mystic or religious rituals for the decapitation of a statue of a deity?
Sure.
The most common one used by modern American Mormons is the “blood of the covenant.” It was inspired by the Book of Moses (or possibly by the Book of Abraham) and is something like a modern-day “sacrifice of the Mass.” It requires the sacrifice of a living animal (usually a small animal).
The animal is taken to a special room. There is a table on which the animal will be placed (usually it will be tied to the table with ropes). There are two curtains, or at least two sheets, covering the doors to the room. Behind these curtains is a tableau of Jesus and his mother. Behind this tableau is Jesus himself, and in front of this tableau there is a “stand” (which will also be filled with ropes and tied to the table).
As the animal is brought to the table, the curtains are closed. The curtains are then pulled open, and, instead of seeing the tableau, the animal sees this:
It does not look like much, really. But the animal is very nervous, and is looking for a way to escape from the situation. The curtains are pulled open once more. Behind them is Jesus again. Then he turns and looks into the animal’s eyes, and says: “You can kill this animal in many ways. But the way you do it will be the most sacred, and you cannot fail, no matter what you do.”
Then, if God is “kind” enough, the animal will kill itself by tearing out its own heart with its own teeth, and blood will fly out of the holes it makes. (Mormons also think that this is exactly what God did when Jesus sacrificed himself, but if I remember correctly this is not entirely endorsed by the Bible. The important point is that the “blood of the covenant” requires a sacrifice of a living thing.)
The animal’s blood will spill on the stand, and Jesus will “initiate” the ritual (and so, they think, God will “take credit” for it). He will say “It is good for him to be here,” and then the curtains will close, and the curtains will be opened, and now the curtains will have closed. And the curtains will never open again.
Then, if you are willing to kill the animal for the sake of a religious ritual, there is a kind of “consecration” process. The body of the animal will be kept, it will be preserved.
Now, in a perfect universe, someone with a PhD and lots of training in theology would be needed to perform the ceremony, to make sure there is nothing else at stake, to make sure that the ritual is carried out correctly and without error. (I would want to have some kind of official paper trail, in case some tiny technical thing turns out to be needed.) So the process would not be simple or easy.
Of course, all of this is something you would need to do if you want to perform the “blood of the covenant” in this way in real life, and not just in a ritual, which might be something that modern Mormons do anyway. It is just that the “blood of the covenant” can be used as a sort of substitute for the ritual for those of us who do not have it.



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