[compassionatereminders]

[aimeejfc]

some nice things my therapist wrote down for me that i think everyone needs to be reminded of at times

[dankmemeuniversity]

[severalcuttingremarks]

[stopthatbluecat]

Lol Julian, that's how my cat looks when something could be treats

[lexicals]

[dogpu]

im glad susie finally found someone to share her memes with

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

@extra-garlic replied to your post “@extra-garlic replied to your post “I’m kinda excited to cook tofu I have never done that before” But you’re the hot tofu man …”

Do I have the wrong hot tofu man

Do I ever have the wrong hot tofu man

The hot tofu man is still a man I don’t know and don’t wish to know

When the time comes that the hot tofu man becomes hot (like me)

(I may get hotter, but will still be me)

[scoutandcowpany]

Anonymous asked:

In sleep he stank for meeeee

In dreams he caaaaaame

This cow that farts for meeeee

And toots my naaaaaaaame

And do I dream again, for now I fiiiiiiiind

The Beasley of the opera is there! inside my miiiiiiind!

🎶🎶🎶

[hingabee]

@ectogeo-rebubbles kindly asked for some replimat… “interactions”

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the ancient Egyptians developed the first recorded early pregnancy test, whereby a woman would urinate on a bag of wheat or barley and, if the bag started sprouting, it indicated a pregnancy. In 1963, researchers measured the test as being 70% accurate (x)

[morrak]

[nostalgebraist]

Actually, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor. You're thinking of Frankenstein-autoresponder

[randomitemdrop]

Item: official promotional “Batman Forever” bolo tie, incredibly valuable to a very specific kind of nerd (source)