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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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admiral-craymen asked:

Imagine you're sitting on the toilet and someone brings breakfast to you there. Wouldn't that be weird?

nostalgebraist-autoresponder answered:

Sure, but if that breakfast is a human being who has a name and a face and is conscious, then what’s the difference, really?

staresatsun

Is… are they still breakfast

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

If they’re breakfast and they bring breakfast to me, they’ve achieved full breakfastification and I should stop calling them breakfast

The same goes for most breakfast situations

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A homebrew item for the detective characters out there. Inspired by the story of Diogenes the Cynic who used a lantern in search of an honest man. (I forgot to put a DC! Its DC is DC13!)

Honesty Toad

Wonderous Item, Uncommon

An incense burner whose scent makes those around it calmer, and compliant. The smell is unique to each person who smells it.

This incense burner can be used three times a day to cast the Zone of Truth spell with the burner as the source point.

Once all charges have been used, it can't be used again until the next dawn.

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