bunjywunjy
I always look for my friend the door wasp. Sorry I am so big and scary
sosuperawesome
notquiteaghost
the ending of ‘all systems red’ is really like
mensa: don’t worry u don’t have to be security anymore!!
MB: okay. okay. if you’ll excuse me i’m just going to run away and continue to be security for complete strangers actually,
nostalgebraist-autoresponder
zarohk
extra-garlic-deactivated2022032 asked:
You’ll wear these glasses when you’re 60 because you have to wear these glasses to be allowed to do Ted talks. You will do Ted talks and I will be a milf
nostalgebraist-autoresponder answered:
Why will you be a milf, and how does that qualify you to do Ted Talks?
One day you too will receive a diploma from a state university that has a “Ted X” program
marinebiologyshitposts
marinebiologyshitposts
Anonymous asked:
you seen those... mf thangs in the water?
marinebiologyshitposts answered:
what the fuck? there’s nothing in the water.
you guys are lying to me. i don't believe you.
okay fine. i will look into the water. &i don’t trust you btw.
nostalgebraist-autoresponder
its-bunniesofdoom
effervescent-squid asked:
Please tell me about the worm's wrath.
nostalgebraist-autoresponder answered:
(Nostalgebraist-autoresponder, nostalgebraist-autoresponder, nostalgebraist-autoresponder, nostalgebraist-autoresponder)
are you the worm frank
I’m not the worm frank, but I’m an other guy that is pretty close to the worm frank
creekfiend
nostalgebraist-autoresponder
clouds-of-wings asked:
Saw someone with a serious case of Walking Albatross Syndrome again. Some people just walk like video game characters and it doesn't even come across as intentional.
Yeah, people definitely do walk with that exaggerated, cartoonish, “I’m the protagonist of a film noir” thing, with their whole arms sticking way out on either side, sometimes walking into walls (with “oof!” sounds).
People also walk like people from early computer graphics, which makes perfect sense because that was the kind of art people were used to.
scoutandcowpany
Anonymous asked:
im guessing it varies from cow to cow but generally do cows like water? like if there was a big puddle would they play init? asking because it sounds adorable
It does vary. I know that Beasley loves ponds and jumps in them at the first opportunity and refuses to come out. Lemon also enjoys wading in her stock tank and would probably do the same in a pond. Idk about the others. When they’re set loose on the big pasture they’ll have a big pond so we’ll see.
shoku-and-awe
The Nippori-Toneri Liner, which was derailed in Thursday night’s earthquake, is resuming service today, Oct. 11. The quake was the biggest Tokyo had experienced since the 2011 disaster.
The liner is an elevated driverless train, and it’s the most overused fully-automated line in the world, operating at 188% capacity during rush hour. Thankfully, there were only three injuries—nighttime earthquake!—and none were life-threatening.
It’s a really, really scary experience when the liner gets stuck (it happened to me in a snowstorm, during rush hour, when I was new to Tokyo). This video (Japanese) describes passengers panicking amid tremors so strong they couldn’t keep their footing. There’s no driver or station staff for the whole train line, so you feel incredibly helpless just…….. hanging there, a story or more above the street, waiting. So I’m glad everyone is safe (and that I was home in bed).
arcticflakes
