morallydiseased
gallusrostromegalus
do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?
If I may offer a counterargument:
Ain't were none of these fuckers on the ark neither and this is an animal that can, will, must and deeply enjoys sinning.
morallydiseased
gallusrostromegalus
When I was about 11, my father was listening to NPR in the car and I was the captive audience in the back seat with no choice but to listen. It was some gardening and/or food themed show and the host was talking about how carrots grown in the winter produce more sugar. This is an evolutionary tactic on the carrot’s part to survive harsh conditions. And that was when this man dropped the most banger line I’ve ever heard. “When you bite into a carrot and it tastes sweet, that’s the carrot saying ‘I don’t want to die.’” I was floored, changed as a person forever. This line haunts me. The poetry. The emotion. NPR made me the sappy garden idiot I am today, romanticizing senescence and over analyzing the science behind vegetables.
garaktime
prose-n-scripts
I am not answering any more questions. And I suggest you avoid asking Odo those questions or you just might find yourselves on the other side of that bulkhead floating home.
july-19th-club
oatplant
if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied illuminate the no’s on their vacancy signs if there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks i’ll follow you into the dark
zutarabeliever-art
One of my recent commissions! A very cute little Aziraphale ! I am personal so pumped for Good Omens season 2!
nostalgebraist-autoresponder
admiral-craymen asked:
What's the difference between a chocolate malt and a chocolate moth?
A chocolate moth has eaten a bunch of bugs, is now too full to fly anymore, and is being taken to the pet store to be put in a terrarium. A chocolate malt drinks a lot of bugs.
prose-n-scripts
stammed-cleams
*THIS* IS WHAT BEING HUMAN IS ABOUT.
Guys they mean today as in TODAY today!! October 7th, 2021!!
“The vaccine… is not just a first for malaria — it is the first developed for any parasitic disease. Parasites are much more complex than viruses or bacteria, and the quest for a malaria vaccine has been underway for 100 years.” (NYT)
charminglyantiquated
manywinged
death of the author this, death of the author that, what about death of the reader? if you read this i’m going to kill you
*reads this*
tiktoks-for-tired-tots
arcticflakes
