Onion ballerina
Buff turkey
Son, you gotta fucking HATCH SOME TIME FOR FUCK’S SAKE
Salamander or mudskipper, take your pick
Happy fart
Screaming eyeless assholes
sea monkey
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“There is no spoon”
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Tommy Wiseau
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Mine too, but you didn’t describe it in the worst manner at all. Because it’s too awesome to be described as not awesome