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kokiri-kid-07 liked this So you’re telling me that I literally get to punch people with a flaming fist and foot while driving a racer so fast it...
circifox reblogged this from joshscorcher Click for context. So… I beat up Eldritch Abominations on a regular basis, but no one thinks I’m dangerous because I’m a...
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anmonik-korelik reblogged this from joshscorcher and added: I am a keyblade master or a spartan from halo cx
I’ve been taken from my family, thrown into the future by what is basically the devil himself with nothing but my...
I get to eat enemies and lay eggs!!
Well I better get to liberating a Empire City with my ezio climbing skills and Zeus’ lighting at my fingertips.
Look out Templars, here comes Assassin Doctor J of the Renaissance!
I am the last son of Krypton.
I have to been gender swapped, killed in a car crash, turned into a mysterion, kidnap the world president, be shot by...
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cheezvt reblogged this from joshscorcher and added: I’m Alien Jesus with a potty mouth. Pretty great deal, minus the fact I gotta be executed in front of friends, family,...
So i have to review crappy comics on that guy with the glasses wail having a spaceship and teak from TV shows.i am OK...
You’re trusting me with taking down Neo Arcadia, Copy X, and Dr. Weil? Good luck with that.
I GET TO BECOME THE PIRATE KING!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
And now I know how it feels to be the butt of all jokes, most abused by female friends, wants to have fun, might be...
mortalorder reblogged this from joshscorcher I’ve always wanted to be the Lone Wanderer! Or Link. Kind of tied between those two.
I have to get struck by lightning and chemicals and be in a coma for 6 months? Totes worth the super speed.