Elim Garak: spy, assassin, trained in torture, expert tailor
At work, can’t write, no time - eight million story ideas.
At home, all evening to write - play on tumblr.
“Are you so deluded that you think that you and I are going to have some kind of intimate relationship?”
“Oh, Major… we already do.”
/tinsnip shrieks in revulsion
/and watches it five more times
Oh, I can only imagine the things that baseball has seen…
Go home, Dukat.
Dukat.
Go home.
Definition of hot:
Wild and unshaven puppy doctors in Dominion Prison Camps
Please someone take cardassians out of my mind!!!
Okay - so tell me about it!
A little Cardassian girl falls off her bike and skins her knee. She blames her own clumsiness.
The next day she finds out that she fell because her little brother sabotaged her bike (mean little critter). She blames him for her fall.
Ten years later she finds out he sabotaged her bike because their parents punished him for something she did and he was bitter. She blames him, but also her parents.
What happens to her memory of the past? A human would just have all these layers of emotions associated with the event. Does a Cardassian have three separate little pasts?
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