zephra-green asked:

Good evening sir.

Is Aziraphale's tartan a registered pattern? Apologies if you've answered this, I assume it cannot be one because of how stringent the rules are about designs.

Also, who was responsible for the final look? You, obviously, but did the wardrobe department give you options that you chose from?

neil-gaiman answered:

I believe so. It’s Heaven’s Dress Tartan –https://twitter.com/hagaudraws/status/1140605201017122817?t=XeBUHuDLtfrpPqVK0p_0XQ&s=19

[tomwambsgirl]

guy who carnally desires another guy and decides the only course of action is to psychologically torture him about it

[neuxue]

best kind of betrayal

You thought I cared about you? How pathetically naive. It was always a lie.

I set this in motion long before I loved you; it's too late to stop it now.

I was betrayed by the narrative long before I betrayed you. I have no choice.

Time after time I trusted you as you wronged me but this was once too many.

We all have roles to play. Mine is to be the agony that torments you into power

This is a betrayal of myself as much as or more than it is a betrayal of you

I never betrayed you, but the only hope we have is for you to believe I did

I only had an instant to choose: myself, or you.

I love you and you have asked me to betray you and I cannot refuse you even that

something else / what is wrong with you / show result

See Results

[leona-florianova]

facebook reminding me of this absolutely radical notebook I bought 8 years ago 

peak design

[badjokesbyjeff]

Three people arrive at the gates of Heaven

St Peter is processing them in. “Name and occupation, please?”

The first one says “Andrea Smith, I was a doctor.”

“Of course. Doctors who save lives are allowed. Come in. Next?”

The second one says “Megan Jones, I was a nurse.”

“Of course. Nurses who care for the sick and wounded are allowed. Come in. Next?”

The third one says “Michael Davis. I was a hospital administrator and then a health insurance CEO and I supervised hundreds of doctors and nurses and in my hospitals there were thousands of people getting well.”

St Peter pulls out a large book, and starts referencing long tables and figures. Finally he says “Okay, we can approve you for a one week stay.”

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Love that ART was like “let me assign you a gender I’m bored” and murderbot heard “gender” and scrunched up its face like Cat No Banana so ART had to stick with hacking up and reconfiguring all its limbs

[destructo-bot]

““You see Chesterton, the fascination your planet has for me is that its time pattern, that is- past, present and future is all one; like a long winding mountain path. When the four of us land at any given point on that path we are still only climbers. Time is our guide and as climbers we may observe the scenery. We may know a little of what’s around the coming corner, but we cannot stop the landslides. We are roped completely to time and must be led by it. All we can do is observe.””

—

-The Doctor, answering Ian’s questions on why they can’t interfere in Earth’s history. (The Crusaders)

This audio book has some beautiful speeches. 

(via unwillingadventurer)

[hartnellwho]

I never really bother much with the novels, but damn; that’s a good quote!

[trek-daily]

STAR TREK: PICARD 
⤷ 3.01 “THE NEXT GENERATION”

[jaubaius]

How it can be..

[felix-the-snow-cheetah]

[leona-florianova]

I feel like that czech guy who makes train horn covers of melodies should have like 1 milion subscribers, cause that stuff is real art.