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sneckerdoodle

Another story from that Neil Gaiman talk thing in NY: one day, they were doing a b-roll shoot (in the park I think) and David and Michael were supposed to just look like they were talking to each other, but none of what they were saying would be recorded.  Neil could hear them on his headset, though, and out of nowhere, David started trash talking Michael, saying mean things about him, that he’d put on weight, etc.  Neil was shocked because David’s so sweet why would he say that–then he looked over and it was actually Michael doing a really good David Tennant impression.

Before he told this story, he said he had to be careful about spoilers, so I’m guessing this was one of the scenes where they were body swapped.  Not only is the mental image of Michael Sheen (as Aziraphale) pretending to be David Tennant in front of David Tennant absolutely delightful, but the fact that Michael might have been doing DT impressions while he was playing Crowley-as-Aziraphale makes me REALLY want a gag reel.

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theladyzephyr

Aziraphale blinked rapidly. “One of…” he trailed off in realisation. “You—You made…? Before you…?”

The demon turned away. “Yup.” He popped the ‘p’ sound, shrugging. The light in his eyes shuttered a little, flickering behind something deep and aching. Aziraphale started to move his hand before he realised what he was doing, then pulled it back and let it fall into his lap.

“I could show you, if you like.” Crowley’s tone was flippant, but the tension in his posture was unmistakable.

“Show me…?” asked Aziraphale.

Crowley held up a hand, flexing his fingers in a jerky wave. “The nebula. If you wanted.”

Aziraphale’s eyes widened. “Oh. Oh.”

Crowley waited, hand help up in offer. Aziraphale’s heart hammered in his chest. He felt altogether too human, some unknown chasm gaping at his feet.

“…alright.”

- from ‘An Angel who did not so much Fall In Love as Settle Into It Gradually’
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terrypratchettappreciation
terrypratchettappreciation

“If you let your mind dwell on rooms like this, you could end up being oddly sad and full of a strange, diffuse compassion which would lead you to believe that it might be a good idea to wipe out the whole human race and start again with amoebas.”

Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett (via bealovesbees)

gnu terry pratchett pterry i have to be very careful or else i feel like this all the time and i remember reading this and going oh my god. he said it.