tv!aziraphale isn't as bastardy as book!aziraphale just by the sheer wholesomeness of Michael Sheen
Crowley:”I’M TOO HOT”
Crowley:*Points to Aziraphale*
Crowley: :D
Crowley: :D
Crowley: :D
Aziraphale: *Sighs*
Aziraphale:*Monotone with a deadpan expression* Hot damn”
Crowley:”CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN”








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