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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Okay, I suppose I’d better find out. People with penises who have orgasms, please advise: what, metaphorically, does a penis-based orgasm feel like?

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Helpful past comparisons:
‘a really satisfying sneeze, only from your dick’
'being hit in the balls with a hammer, only it feels good’

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Good stuff from the replies:

'like your dick being on fire, then submerging it in water’
'an explosion, then you’re tired’
'bad ones are like being stabbed from the inside outward’ (i’ve had orgasms like that, good description)

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The only way to make Gabriel a redeemable character is to characterize him as like. Kronk

broken-seal

… would this mean God is Yzma?

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Stamped and approved–

wait

Beelzebub is Yzma

Aziraphale and Crowley are Pacha and Kuzco

“How did they get here before us, Gabriel?”

“You’ve got me. By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.”


“Awwww, Beez, you didn’t tell me it was your birthday–”


And if you tell me you can’t see Crowley and Aziraphale going over the waterfall tied to a log, you are a liar, like, you don’t even have to change the dialogue.

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BEEZMA

sorry feral