[spatscolombo]

Please send help I’m developing strong and varied feelings about when, why, and how Crowley’s glasses come off

[spatscolombo]

(There is a 100% chance that Aziraphale has worn those glasses at least once [while not in disguise]; I will accept input on the circumatances but not the basic fact of the matter)

[spatscolombo]

Oh hey look it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen

[spatscolombo]

Resurrecting the mood; suggested circumstances for Aziraphale ending up in the glasses:

1. Crowley having taken them off long since, Aziraphale picks them up off a bookshop side table to facilitate a truly excellent and VERY drunk impression of C

2. Crowley bodily puts them on Aziraphale himself as part of a flirty roast of a bit about how A has crossed so many lines he should by rights be a demon by now anyway

3. They are on a very sunny picnic and Azirphale is a whiny bastard

People! It’s important! What kind of shoes is Aziraphale wearing?

• Aziraphale: *making a sandwich*
• *picks up the mustard*
• *Draws a summoning circle*
• Crowley, appearing out of nowhere: What the fu-
• Aziraphale: My dear, it's lunchtime :)
• *hands said sandwich to Crowley*

[gaylieb]

today on “michael sheen retweeted”:

[trashy-kiwi]

Crowley: *sends text to Aziraphale at 3 am*

Aziraphale: *responds*

Crowley: Whoa, What are you doing? Get the fuck back to sleep, it's not healthy.

[doks-aux]

I’m rewatching episode 3, and in 1862 when Aziraphale steps up next to Crowley at the park, a white swan and a black swan swim up nose-to-nose to each other and briefly form a little heart between their necks.

Coincidence? Probably. But a very nice one.

[snakedrakyzz]

God. I was wondering for that.

[saavik-kam]

The only way to make Gabriel a redeemable character is to characterize him as like. Kronk

[niceprophecies]

@michaelsheen

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[jupiter235]

OP Tell them I love them!

[writerandstudent]

Are they good guard birds?

[kedreeva]

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

• Your car
• Neighbors
• that one leaf that moved in the wind
• the wind
• deer in the woods
• a hawk overhead
• an airplane that might be a hawk overhead
• each other
• a noise they heard
• a noise they thought they heard
• sparrows
• seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it
• that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good
• the feather that fell off their own body and scared them
• thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)
• the sun arriving
• the sun departing
• sometimes predators I guess