[anachronic-cobra]

Paranormal investigation show investigates Aziraphale's bookshop due to customers' reports of weird smells, strange occurances, and sudden desires to leave as soon as possible. Crowley convinces Aziraphale to let them investigate because it'll be hilarious. They fuck with the investigators the entire time.

Investigator: "There's a very strong demonic presence here."

Crowley: *stifling giggles behind the camera*

[amarguerite]

I bet there’s a lot of one star Yelp reviews “A.Z. Fell and Co. Bookshop,” like:

“Is this store ever actually open?”

“By some miracle the store was open when I went in. It smells really bad? I don’t know why. Incredibly dusty and disorganized. Could not find any staff member when I wanted to buy a book. Ended up giving up and going home.”

“Unparalleled collection but awful, awful staff. Tried to purchase a 16th century book of prophecy I’ve been trying to get my hands on for years. Shopkeeper treated me like I was trying to steal it and then refused to let me purchase it, while casting some very nasty aspirations on my character based on how I handled the spines of early modern volumes when taking them off of a shelf. Will NOT be coming back.”

“Went in to browse. Two very odd men in suits came in and loudly discussed needing to buy pornography. The shopkeeper took them to the backroom and then after the two men left (without a book, mind you), the owner kicked us out and closed. I think this bookshop is a front for the mafia.”

“There is a large snake roaming around the store.”

[critical-gemini-hero]

So has anyone had the headcanon yet that when Aziraphale and Crowley got back to Crowley's place that night, they finally confessed to loving each other and that at some point during it one of them said "You mean the world to me" and therefore that's why when Crowley said "To the world" and Aziraphale said it back, it was the softest and most drenched in love exchange I've ever heard in my life?

[jensuisdraws]

Your guilty heart don't let it break you / and if you pray, well no one's gonna save you

(...)

The origin is you / you’re the origin of love

X origin of love by Mika is such a good crowley and aziraphale song

[weaver-z]

I want to DIE my very conservative father just saw me smiling at my phone and asked “Oh haha are you looking at a boooyfriend” and snatched my phone only to see this:

[quadlinda]

actually when i first saw them together in the show i was like ‘holy shit i want them to love each other as well’ but i thought i was the only one
THEN SUDDENLY i found out there are a lot of people who ship them too so NOW NOTHING CAN STOP ME 

• French revolutionaries: *try to execute Aziraphale*
• Crowley: You can't do that. He's baby.

[muyenbroma]

can’t rush things now!!