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aziraphalesbian

INTERESTING GOOD OMENS FACT I NOTICED ON A REWATCH: the music that plays when aziraphale says “oh fuck” and gets sent up to heaven is the musical motif for hell

aziraphalesbian

INTERESTING GOOD OMENS FACT I NOTICED ON A REWATCH: hastur goes up in flame in crowley’s bentley on the m25 and is totally ok one episode later, and crowley-as-aziraphale survives the pillar of unholy flame just fine. fire and hellfire don’t damage demons; only holy water does. therefore, those two identical demons hastur burnt up on the fields of meggido must’ve been inconveniently discorporated but not outright killed, which explains hastur’s utter distress when crowley outright kills ligur.

aziraphalesbian

INTERESTING GOOD OMENS FACT I NOTICED ON A REWATCH: for a moment, as crowley is standing outside aziraphale’s burning bookshop, his head is directly underneath the word “fell.” on a related note, gabriel and michael seem to pronounce aziraphale “azira-fail” but aziraphale seems to pronounce it “azira-fell.”

aziraphalesbian

INTERESTING GOOD OMENS FACT I NOTICED ON A REWATCH: ligur is probably a better dancer than i am.

aziraphalesbian

INTERESTING GOOD OMENS FACT I NOTICED ON A REWATCH: the first time crowley is referred to, he’s called a bastard by an enemy. the last time aziraphale is referred to, he’s called a bastard by a friend.

neil-gaiman

makeroomforthejolyghost asked:

hastur and crowley's conversation about the 14th century implies hastur wasn't around back then. how do demons get created after the fall? does god create them as demons, or as angels who can decide to fall any time they want? or are they Spawn Of Satan, tho in a less fancy way than the antichrist because the latter's human? sorry to waste your time if you've answered this before, or if you're uncomfortable taking a stance on it! and thanks for reading, either way

neil-gaiman answered:

Hastur wasn’t on Earth then. He was down in Hell’s basement, probably filing things.

agatharights
tinsnip

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agatharights

I kinda want it

tombtombtombtombtomb

presumably cheaper than a regular sax and you can hide several of them on your person for when people start physically confiscating them

tinsnip

you’re talking me into it

spoopy-valkyrie

consider: that one trope where a person is asked to surrender any weapons and they take out like 208 guns, 56 knives, 70 throwing stars, etc

except instead of weapons it's tiny musical instruments

agatharights

They try to stop me from bursting into crude renditions of Careless Whisper but every time sax removed from my person is immediately replaced.