[shakescene]

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

[prksoda]

3. horny

[tearlessrain]

for your consideration

[birdtypeglitch]

[conquered-gnomes]

Why is Jesus Feral

[birdtypeglitch]

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

[gingerdaile]

Now who is Tender/Mild and Feral/Mild

[actualaster]

BABY Jesus, specifically, is Tender and Mild

[twistedthicket1]

like a good roast ham

[weaver-z]

Biggest Aziraphale energy person I’ve met irl was a guy I saw at a pride event in a remote mountain town who was wearing a full rainbow suit and very carefully doing the electric slide with a massive boa constrictor on his shoulders

[tinsnip]

[way-beyond-confused]

Doctor Who meme | Six Companions [3/6] - Donna Noble

“Donna, by the way. Donna Noble. Since you didn’t ask. I’ll have a salute.”

[acemeaskipper]

Lister and Cat (and Frankenstein)

i just love them and their friendship okay

[acemeaskipper]

why did i do this? i don’t know. will i stop? well, since i have about ten other images like this saved up, i can safely say the answer is probably no

[vintagegeekculture]

America Online pitchman Bret Hart. 

[butterflyinthewell]

TRUTH.

[cuddlybitch]

thedupshadove asked:

I've been making myself sad thinking of Crowley unable to go into a Synagogue because Consecrated Ground, but something just hit me: in the Church scene, it seems like his feet hurt, not the rest of his body. So modern Crowley zips around Synagogues on a little segway or motorized skateboard. He has a little stool to rest his feet on when he's in a chair.

theirdarkreturning answered:

SO while this image is the FUNNIEST thing especially because the angels ride segways in Heaven and now I’m just picturing Crowley being like “Az. Aziraphale. Angel. Get me one. Please please please. You never use yours I want it”

LUCKILY FOR HIM, he can TOTALLY enter a synagogue because synagogues, while holding holy objects and being a place of holiness, don’t actually have consecrated ground. Plus, sheydim are still bound to Jewish law apparently so not only is he ABLE to go to synagogue, he probably SHOULD be going. I don’t know if he’d be able to touch the things within the synagogue but walking inside shouldn’t hurt him.

Now, let’s consider this: Crowley, knowing that the ground in a synagogue won’t hurt him, brings Aziraphale’s segway anyway on weekdays and zooms around the aisles. On Shabbos, he brings a normal skateboard and convinces children to push him on it as part of a game and when Aziraphale chides him, he just dramatically sighs and says “Sorry, can’t hear you angel, it’s the day of rest, no work relationships allowed”

[prodigal-d-a-u-g-h-t-e-r]

hello just here to die of laughter at the imagery of Crowley vrooming around his synogogue on a hoverboard or segway (while also leaving behind a legacy of some more serious world building meta in the tags)

[theirdarkreturning]

(Tags from @onthysleeve)

YOU. KEEP TALKING. ABOUT THE POWER OF COLLECTIVE BELIEF.