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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
strangelyineffable
sungmee:
“commission for @lothiriel84 who wanted an emotional hug between Aziraphale and Crowley~
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@sungmee‘s tags:
#ok so hear me out
#saturday night is when azi breaks down
#BUT SUNDAY NIGHT?!?!
#can we talk about sunday night?
#cause affer its...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh hereditary enemies good omens oh wow
azira-crow
two-nipples-maybe-more

Not to be sad on main but…

consider this: Heaven is not happy about the whole Angel And A Demon deal, so they pull some “A Thousand Words” shit where if Aziraphale sees or tries to communicate in any way with Crowley he loses one of his feathers until he Falls, hoping that’ll keep them apart

wombuttress

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Litcherally

two-nipples-maybe-more

bold of you to assume Falling is anywhere near painless

raiseafuckingglass

he just takes an aspirin and keeps drinking

two-nipples-maybe-more

goddamit alex in trying to be edgy over here

ineffableplan

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@regencysnuffboxes

scoobinatural

Crowley, an angel who didn’t so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards.

Aziraphale, an angel who dived headfirst out of Heaven while flipping Everyone off on the way down.

mollyscribbles

I can’t find any sign someone said it first so it looks like I’ll have to do everything here:

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post-it-free

The way I read this: every time Aziraphale sees Crowley (I’m assuming outside of ‘absolute necessity’, for work), he loses a feather. It happens a few times, and he takes the loss.


And then when Crowley gets too concerned, Aziraphale just…never leaves his side. Always in the same house, building. The last time he sees Crowley is the last time they keep parting ways. It’s not like they wanted to KEEP walking away from each other anyway

tinsnip

My take was: filibuster.

roachleakage
mandatorysewer

someone on here said something about an au where aziraphale is american southern and now I’m just thinking

“Folks who meet Aziraphale tend to figure three things: one, that he’s Virginian, two, he’s smart, and three, he’s queerer than a three-dollar bill.  They’re close to right, but no matter what the locals might tell you, Heaven’s not in Virginia.”

tinsnip

“Bless your heart,” said Aziraphale.

tripletrilby

As a Virginian, I support this completely and wanted to contribute some of my favorite sayings:

“Well now Crowley, don’t you just look happier than a possum eatin peach seeds.”

“I swear, that Gabriel can be so thick, he couldn’t pour piss outta a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.”

Crowley: “Can I tempt you to a spot of lunch?

Aziraphale: “Heavens to Betsy! If that ain’t just dill my pickle.”

ineffableplan

Anonymous asked:

Its weird but I like reading the more... explicit good omens fic, but in canon I honestly could never see them as have sex? Idk if anybody else has this disconnect with them though

ineffableplan answered:

i dont think it’s weird at all! there’s a lot of things i like to see in fic that I’d NEVER want to see in canon.

to me there’s a huge difference between fandom and the source material, fandom is kind of just going “hey what if i changed this or added this or took away this other thing,” and can be as close to canon as you interpret it or as far from canon as you interpret it as you want

fuckyeahgoodomens
theineffablecon:
“  Since we are full of heavenly love for fandom, meet-ups and conventions, we are planning to organise a Good Omens convention!
Let us tempt you… It would be a fan-run, low key meet-up that focuses on the Aziraphale/Crowley...
theineffablecon

Since we are full of heavenly love for fandom, meet-ups and conventions, we are planning to organise a Good Omens convention!

Let us tempt you… It would be a fan-run, low key meet-up that focuses on the Aziraphale/Crowley relationship but is certainly open to all characters and pairings. 

Due to the possibility of the nearing Brexit-pocalypse (appropriate, no?) we decided to do the convention quickly, but that won’t mean it’s rushed or careless.

We have a fantastic venue at Lane End Conference Centre (which was probably never home to a satanic order of nuns), which lends itself perfectly to small fan gatherings like this one.

The organisers have lots of experience in running similar cons in the Star Trek and Merlin fandoms - including at this venue - and are really excited to bring this format to celebrate the apocalypse.

So, here are some points about The Ineffable Con:

Location:
High Wycombe, near London, UK

Date:
Friday 18th October - Sunday 20th October 2019, Friday evening - Sunday afternoon

Costs:
300 Pounds (Ouch, we know, but it includes two nights’ en suite accommodation and all meals during the convention)

Content:
Ineffable Husbands
Book and TV adaption themed
Open to all characters and pairings, but with a focus on the Aziraphale/Crowley relationship
Quiz
Cosplay
Disscussions and Awwwwing
Art contest (as long as we have enough willing arting participants)
and and and

If temptation has been accomplished, please let us know and we’ll work a minor miracle to get this going. We only need 20 people to make this financially viable!

And if you’re an arty type who may be interested in designing a logo, please get in touch for mor information! TheIneffableCon [at] gmail.com