he’s gonna scold, he’s gonna do it
I feel like this happens when they move in together
I feel like this happens when they move in together
Again I know nothing about good omens but this seems to fit

Omg it got better
Aziraphale buries his face in his book and allows himself a momentary, surprisingly wicked grin.
That rainfall will burn up his miracle allowance for a week at least. But it’s worth it.
Bones: Who thought that this was a good idea?!?!
Spock: Doctor I assure you I had taken every possible scenario and risk into consideration when planning our current course of action.
Bones: Yeah, but did you take him into account?
Kirk: Hey guys, check out this weird flower, it keeps trying to cuddle my neck. I think it likes me.
Spock: …. I have no excuse.
thedeliriumtennants asked:
whatisthepointofyouhardy answered:
Oh hello, long time no see
lolololol
Local Man Emphasizes His Welshness to Hide the Fact That He Can’t Really Speak Welsh:
What an adorable dork
nanny crowley, buying a present for younger warlock: would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy?
his mother: uh… he’s a boy.
crowley: congratulations!
crowley: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy?
his mother: i want a boy toy, please.
crowley: aha, don’t we all.
his mother:
crowley:
crowley: so do you want a hot wheels or a barbie toy? you have to choose one.
“Don’t we all”
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