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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
drpathetique
just-shower-thoughts

“Flu-like symptoms” is the “tastes like chicken” of the medical world

meanwhileonwednesday

My counter argument is “Generally Unwell”

tubes-n-needles

How dare you expose us like this.

drpathetique

Or if you want to be French about it, malaise

tubes-n-needles

I still have very vague idea of what it actually means, to be honest.

drpathetique

Lol, same. But it’s marginally better than “kinda funky and unwell for some reason”.