johannesviii

Listen you can’t give me a song called Siren Song (Maruv) with a sinister beat and menacing lyrics like “give me love, give me love, you don’t have a choice” and ask me NOT to think about disturbing underwater creatures luring dudes to their painful and gruesome death

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halcyon1796

hereditary enemies good omens

pinchofpeppers

“At least cars were better than horses. The internal combustion engine had been a godse- a blessi- a windfall for Crowley. The only horses he could be seen riding on business, in the old days, were big black jobs with eyes like flames and hooves that struck sparks. That was a de rigueur for demons. Usually, Crowley fell off. He wasn’t much good with animals.” - Good Omens, page 57

senator-organa

lesbianomens:
“hey so what do you bet crowley tapped aziraphale on his right shoulder to make him look away before coming up on his left to start talking
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assiraphales

frankly hell as an operation functions much better than heaven, despite forcing Every demon to work out of their mother’s musty basement with a leak and one shared lightbulb. like, crowley actually had to report back about what he did. when he meets hastur & ligur in the cemetery, they all share their “evil deeds” of the day. crowley had to give a presentation about the m25. hell not only had to jumpstart the chattering order of st beryl and work out the plan to deliver the antichrist, but also handle the hellhound. heaven did basically nothing & knew nothing….. aziraphale gave away the flaming sword and no one noticed? gabriel checked in on aziraphale and was like “gross sushi” and hightailed it out of there? they knew so little about earth they thought it was appropriate to talk/buy porn in a soho bookshop ?? tbhhhh if anyone was in jeopardy of losing their job during those 6000 years it wasn’t aziraphale