‘crowley’s kindness was more understated in the book’ do you need me to pull receipts
non-extensive list of book moments where crowley was nice that didn’t make it into the show or were changed for the show
this is all very good but I need everyone else to have the cursed knowledge that this is what the final line of that post is referencing
Aziraphale: *sees a car coming, walks in front of it*
Big mean demon, Anthony Janthony Crowley: *makes a gesture of thanks to the driver*
Aaa.. I die! He also looks both sides before crossing.. A well-mannered serpent he is.
I think it’s actually just Aziraphale not giving a fuck about cars cause he knows his demon will miracle them to stop for him
“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”
The villain blinks “You-”
“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”
“Heroism involves kindness, dipshit” is the most amazing phrase I’ve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.
Aziraphael, about Crowley: One time when we were about 6000 years old he transformed himself into a snake and I picked it up to admire it and he transformed back into himself and was like “MBLERGH IT’S ME!” and I was so happy to see him I kissed him. I love him so much.
god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic
psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…
home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that
homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…
home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent
business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock
home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.
“Remember that not every stupidity requires an immediate answer; not every conspiracy theory needs immediate refutation; not every accusation requires a defense; and not every loud voice needs any more attention than does the barking of the neighbor’s dog. Any pile of bullshit eventually decomposes naturally.”
I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.
I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?
This is even better than the people trying to get Good Omens cancelled on Netflix. I might confirm it when I stop laughing.
I have been thinking about this scene a lot and while I appreciate the OP’s version as well as the very fine illustration, I can’t help but slightly disagree. I have always seen Crowley stand at the foot edge of the tub, raise his arms dramatically, falling backward in slow motion with an evil grin on his face, making a massive splash like the dramatic bitch that he is. It took a minor miracle to not get his socks wet, but it was worth it. Now I need an illustration of the entry I described for comparison…. for science of course.
a comparison! (for science, of course)
Aziraphale: “I need to pass myself off as Crowley. Time to act as dramatic as possible.”
its-hai-time
