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russianwholesomeness
dreamlogic

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

funny
trusthimhesadoctor
upstartgeek

michael sheen’s a great fav to get into because on a surface level you think “oh what a nice cute talented little man!”

and then you watch literally any interview with him and you realize “This Man Is Rabid”

atomicvikings

On today’s show, we’re interviewing David Tennant and someone’s Chaotic Weird Uncle That Brought Five Year Old Pocket Candy for The Kids.

upstartgeek

michael “i gave up on pants” sheen

idinink

michael “masturbating is too much work” sheen

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anna-lord:
““How long do people live? In your family?”
They were sitting on the porch, him in a proper sitting position and his housemate with his delicate Human feet dangling down over the edge. A sloped old-fashioned awning protected them from the...
anna-lord

“How long do people live? In your family?”

They were sitting on the porch, him in a proper sitting position and his housemate with his delicate Human feet dangling down over the edge. A sloped old-fashioned awning protected them from the hissing rain. He looked out into the garden that was standing valiantly against the million little blows, tilting his head slightly to show he’d heard the question and was just taking his time with the answer.


Commission done for @bmouse on her amazing fic A Long-term Plot, which is really good and everyone should read it (and other her stuff)! 

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ololord

Commission work is the only way I make money for a living right now, so, please, consider~

Examples of full colors -  herehere and here, simple colors or b/w - herehere and here, sketches - here, here, here and here, chibi - here, here and here, comics - here and here, b/w comics - here, here, here, here and here 

I will draw anything, OCs, AUs, fandoms that I don’t know, nsfw, furry, gore, illustrations to stories, etc. Payment via paypal (beforehand with arts and afterwards with comics). The original drawing can be mailed to you for additional $4

If you are interested or have any questions write me here on Tumblr (including that chat thingy) or at lord.of.doll@gmail.com

Have a nice day <3

ololord

It turned out that I actually can pay for food and rent with commission work, and currently I’m almost out of orders, so, as I said above, please, consider!