do you think the angels get like a notification on their phones when aziraphale does a miracle like ‘beep beep aziraphale just miracled marshmallows into his cocoa’ and gabriel’s just like “ah fuck this is the 235th notification about marshmallows”
Eventually an update was rolled out that let them block miracle updates based on certain words, and since then less and less reports have been getting through. So far Aziraphale’s list includes:
Aziraphalehas no idea this system exists, he hasn’t been told off since before the French Revolution but it still makes him jumpy to think of it.
Crowley doesn’t have a list, because Hell never got much further than the telegram, and no one ever bothers to read them.
Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with
I love her
i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie
She is also a mother…. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time
HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE
i give her chips sometimes
From what I’ve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, they’ve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If you’ve been nice to a group of magpies, though, they’ll remember you and you won’t be swooped at.
Magpies are extremely cool birds, and very intelligent… which means that they know that humans are the biggest threat around and that we can be good friends. Thus, swooping, and also not swooping humans who have proven themselves to be trustworthy sources of food.
The funniest interaction I ever had with some magpies was when one of my former workplaces had our Christmas lunch as a picnic in a park. A pair of magpies were teaching their fledgeling how to beg for food from humans. First one would approach, crouch down and coo at us; someone threw them a bit of cheese. Then the other adult approached, crouched down and cooed at us; someone threw a piece of cabanossi. Both tidbits were picked up, taken back and shared with the offspring… then the adults were standing there looking at the fledgeling and then at us, obviously going “Go on, then, you try it!”
Fledgeling magpie nervously walked closer to us, looked back at its parents, then half-crouched and yelled “RAWK!” in our direction. We cracked up laughing, startling the poor baby, but he or she got over it pretty quickly when a HAIL of bits of cheese and sausage landed all around.
They grow up so fast, don’t they?
this is literally what i look like when i’m reading one of those 20k word fics with the really long lowercase titles that are formatted (like this) and i finally reach the part where the characters both realise they’ve been mutually pining for each other the entire time
May I present you the 80s Ds9 anime that beamed itself directly into my brain. It’s got everything, angst, spies, cursed beach episode … what more could you want.
What more could I want??? Just more of THIS! Brilliant.
do you know what keeps me up at night? aziraphale just casually miracling a bike rack on the back of crowley’s precious bentley and the demon doesn’t even blink. he’s just like, ah fuck, the things i do for my angel, and then does this sarcastic little face at him and aziraphale’s expression just says yeah that’s right i always get my way. this is just example 125381649283 of crowley doing whatever aziraphale wants and they are so married oh my god —
And remember: they only got their hands on Agnes Nutter’s book *because* they are so married.
Apocalypse managed through the miracle of angel/demon loving. I can think of no evidence that could conceivably argue against this theory.
nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal
schroedinger’s gunchucks
Why does schroedinger have so many things
Schrodinger’s hording problem
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No, I’m afraid we don’t know much about Aziraphale’s ring, only: “Aziraphale’s got a golden ring that gets transferred to a signet ring by the Victorian era.” (x)
It looks like wings so I suppose it’s a symbol of him being an angel, but who knows. :)
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