Kazuhiko Tsuzuki
Where is everybody? :(
This has more emotional impact than most Hollywood movies today
i need the international audience to know that for the 30s minutes in which italian 70s/80s pop band pooh performed a reunion medley on the sanremo festival stage the visits to p*rnhub allegedly fell by 17% and that this is the single most unhinged fact i can say about sanremo as a phenomenon and that i struggle to believe italy is a real country
okay so we all agree that futurama is an isekai but what about an overly long and dumb title?
(clean version under the cut)
Discworld Elysium PART 7
He’s looking at you with a perplexed, slightly worried and completely enthralled expression of an entomologist checking up on his favorite bug and finding it doing tax returns on a little calculator.
1. - "Sir."
2. - "Sir?"
3. - "Sir!"
4. - "So, uh, you haven't by any chance been there the entire time, sir?"
5. - "ALRIGHT, THEN WHO'S ON THE DAMN FLOOR?"
6. - [Knurd : Unsure if you're not perhaps drunk already]
7. - [Quis Custodiet(+1 uncanny feeling): Godly] Why did we not just look there?
See Resultsto all the narrative causality enthusiasts trying to million-to-one-chance yourself out of this, chance of success for any Disco Elysium skill check is always a whopping 1 in 36 or more, since throwing the dice and getting two sixes is an automatic win regardless of any other stats and difficulties (and two ones an automatic loss)
it's a 2d6 dice throw + skill level + any extra modifiers
here's what different difficulty names mean, you gotta get the total point number or above









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