“Contrary to popular belief, the wings of demons are the same as the wings of angels, although they're often better groomed.”
Good Omens, 1990
good omens has definitely taken over my life !! i cant draw aziraphale and i think a pushing daisies au would be neat
this concept has been torturing me for weeks so you all have to suffer it too
Suffer?! It’s beautiful
someone on here said something about an au where aziraphale is american southern and now I’m just thinking
“Folks who meet Aziraphale tend to figure three things: one, that he’s Virginian, two, he’s smart, and three, he’s queerer than a three-dollar bill. They’re close to right, but no matter what the locals might tell you, Heaven’s not in Virginia.”
“Bless your heart,” said Aziraphale.
Oh no.
oh yes!
“i’ll pray for you.”
Plot twist: Crowley’s from New Jersey.
(as a result, any cassette left in a car for more than a fortnight became a copy of Bon Jovi’s Slippery When Wet)
oh godDAMNit.
“I’m sorry,” he said politely. “What was it you were saying?”
“I said, that one fuckin’ sank like a lead fucking balloon,” said the serpent.
“Oh. Yes,” said the angel, whose name was Aziraphale.
“Serious overreaction, dude,” said the serpent. “I mean, first foul, s’not a big deal. Anyway, what’s so fucking bad about knowing the difference between good and evil?”
“It must be bad,” reasoned Aziraphale, in the slightly concerned tones of one who can’t see it either, and is worrying about it, “otherwise you wouldn’t have been involved.”
“Ah, they just said fuck the place up a little,” said the serpent, whose name was Crawly, although he was thinking of changing it now. Crawly, he’d decided, was not him.
“Yes, but you’re a demon. I’m not sure if it’s actually possible for you to do good,” said Aziraphale. “It’s down to your basic, you know, nature. Nothing personal, you understand.”
“Yeah, but lotta fucking energy for what?” asked Crawly. “I mean, pointing out the Tree and saying ‘Don’t Fucking Touch.. ‘Bout as subtle as a state trooper. I mean, why not put it on top of the fucking Trade Tower, or in fucking Staten Island? Makes you wonder what the fuck He’s really planning.”
(I’d love to say we don’t all use fuck as a verb, noun, adjective and punctuation, but we fucking do)
Virginia represent
i was born in NJ and have a shit ton of family in VA, so im just gonna verify this is very fucking correct
Hmm, strikes me that Southern Aziraphale would be more like:
“But, well, you are a demon. It surely can’t be possible for you to do good,” said Aziraphale. “Bless, you’re heart, but you come by it naturally.”
No, Aziraphale can’t truly be Southern unless…
“Bless her heart, she’s already expecting.” He looked out into the distant sands of the desert. “Someone needs to develop a system to keep track of that.”
“Keep track of what, Angel?”
“Well, she’ll have children and they’ll be siblings.”
“For awhile, anyway,” Crawly predicted.
“And then they’ll have children. Now those will be cousins. And they’ll have children. So those will be, oh, first cousins, once removed.” He began drawing in the air. “But if the great aunt of this child has a child who has a child that would be…umm… a second cousin. And their child would be a second cousin once removed.”
Crawly reached out to still the waving fingers. “Angel, please, you’re making my headache.”
gauntletto asked:
Hi there! I wanted to ask if you can do some Ligur and Hastur dedicated post. No matter gifs or just jpgs. I wish there were a bit more content with these two :'D
fuckyeahgoodomens answered:
I’ll added a scene of them to the request list :), so we have more but:
Hastur and Ligur appretiation!
everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies
me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time
oh my god they were SOFT, SLEEPY roommates
there was only one bed… and they decided to tAKE A NAP
BEZLEBUP
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