good omens is accurate to real life because crowley and aziraphale knew for 6000 years that the apocalypse was coming and they had to stop it, but they waited until the day it was due to pull off 90% of the job
that one friend who hates the same shit i hate: can i be petty abt —
me, thru 10 loudspeakers: release the salt
Aziraphale/Crowley amnesia fic would be so funny because…of course it involves infinitely tender caretaking and softly angsting over “oh no this version of him that doesn’t remember is hitting on me even though real him doesn’t love me so I must control myself” but also on the other hand it also involves the absolute comedy of whichever one of them doesn’t have amensia having to cover for the other with head office,,,,aziraphale doing crowley voices at the tv screen like “yes, I’ve been a very VERY wily serpent. wiling around. much much sin to be had by all, absolutely corkingly diabolical schemes…such as, uh, causing more poverty” and everyone in hell is really impressed like “oh usually you just make the tube delayed in the morning. really great change of pace!”
the “work with me angel i’m apologising here! yes? good? get in the car” scene is so fucking funny. “get in the car” what are you gonna do in the car. are you going to drive to alpha centauri. are you going to fucking drive there
if it’s good enough for Grease it’s good enough for Crowley
Don’t go unscrewing the lid.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry but the restrained fearful longing in Az transposed against the sharp, guarded desire in Crowley is going to be the death of me. This moment encapsulates so much of their dynamic, where Az was like “Maybe someday we can go on a casual date and ignore that it’s a date” and Crowley is like “Not to be dramatic but I will go however far however fast its up to you but also you should come home with me tonight, move in with me, and/or run away with me to another galaxy where we’ll be together forever” And poor Az is like “blease I just realized I’m in love with you I need another 1000 years to process this”
leepala asked:
birdloaf answered:
kdjfhg ok it’s been 85 years
for everyone who wasn’t following me in like 2012 i had a class project where i needed to make a website for a hypothetical Private Exorcism Business and I snuck aziraphale and crowley in as the founders, which i guess turned into a very underdeveloped au where they pose as a priest and idk a doctor or something and go to people’s houses to exorcise their demons (aka az smites and crowley probably just stands there doing jack shit). it makes no sense but its fun and i never expected to think about it in the year of our lord 2019
do you think the angels get like a notification on their phones when aziraphale does a miracle like ‘beep beep aziraphale just miracled marshmallows into his cocoa’ and gabriel’s just like “ah fuck this is the 235th notification about marshmallows”
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