[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[curlicuecal]

Whenever someone posits that people are ‘lazy’ I’m reminded of the fact that if you leave humans in a room with some blocks and no instructions they will literally make up their own tasks to carry out because humans just fuckin love having stuff to do and objectives to work towards

[seraphimalune]

In one of my psych courses we learned about a study where a person was left in a room with nothing but a box that would SHOCK THEM painfully if they touched it. After awhile, everyone touched the box and got shocked to hell and back. Now, this isn’t that abnormal. What’s abnormal is that everyone then sat there for a few minutes and then TOUCHED THE BOX AGAIN. And got shocked AGAIN! Moral of the story: People fucking hate being bored. They would rather be in IMMENSE PAIN than be bored.

[mandatorysewer]

someone on here said something about an au where aziraphale is american southern and now I’m just thinking

“Folks who meet Aziraphale tend to figure three things: one, that he’s Virginian, two, he’s smart, and three, he’s queerer than a three-dollar bill.  They’re close to right, but no matter what the locals might tell you, Heaven’s not in Virginia.”

[tinsnip]

“Bless your heart,” said Aziraphale.

[zetablarian]

Oh no.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

oh yes!

“i’ll pray for you.”

[digitaldiscipline]

Plot twist: Crowley’s from New Jersey.

(as a result, any cassette left in a car for more than a fortnight became a copy of Bon Jovi’s Slippery When Wet)

[lauraannegilman]

oh godDAMNit.

“I’m sorry,” he said politely. “What was it you were saying?”

“I said, that one fuckin’ sank like a lead fucking balloon,” said the serpent.

“Oh. Yes,” said the angel, whose name was Aziraphale.

“Serious overreaction, dude,” said the serpent. “I mean, first foul, s’not a big deal. Anyway, what’s so fucking bad about knowing the difference between good and evil?”

"It must be bad,” reasoned Aziraphale, in the slightly concerned tones of one who can’t see it either, and is worrying about it, “otherwise you wouldn’t have been involved.”

“Ah, they just said fuck the place up a little,” said the serpent, whose name was Crawly, although he was thinking of changing it now. Crawly, he’d decided, was not him.

“Yes, but you’re a demon. I’m not sure if it’s actually possible for you to do good,” said Aziraphale. “It’s down to your basic, you know, nature. Nothing personal, you understand.”

“Yeah, but lotta fucking energy for what?” asked Crawly. “I mean, pointing out the Tree and saying ‘Don’t Fucking Touch..  ‘Bout as subtle as a state trooper.  I mean, why not put it on top of the fucking Trade Tower, or in fucking Staten Island?   Makes you wonder what the fuck He’s really planning.”


(I’d love to say we don’t all use fuck as a verb, noun, adjective and punctuation, but we fucking do)

[littleoil]

who eat the night?

[wing-weaver-z]

Aziraphale: My dear, I love you, but why are you like this?

Crowley:

[zetablarian]

Whoa, when fandoms collide.

[envarchy]

someone to you

fencing123 asked:

For the requests, maybe Crowley helping Aziraphale groom his wings? I just think that's super cute :X

answered:

this is awfully domestic

[knithacker]

This is What Happens When You Crochet a Life Sized Bernie Sanders Puppet: 👉 https://wp.me/pjlln-3my

[tinsnip]

we were warned, but did we listen

[videos80s]

Watch: Everything But The Girl - Missing - (Todd Terry Remix) (Official Music Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAkY5m00rpY&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

[wongbal]

I love going to this one sketchy store in my neighbourhood and looking at the badly translated English on all the bootleg toys

[wongbal]

Well if you say so. Who better to trust than the manufacturer?

It’s nice to see some representation in media for a change

Let us together hi

They have been doing the baby dolls

“And you shall hear My name, and know I am the LORD; because I am the most favourite” — 2 Kings 6:13 (NIV)

It would, would it?

Only 90s kids remember that classic Disney film The Lion Guard

…

My favourite Transformer is FIGHTING CAR

[ladyvean]

I’m crying.

[copperbadge]

I went to get out my copy of Good Omens (one of about four I have purchased second-hand and then given away/lost/read to pieces) and I had forgotten this copy’s particular cover was

Sure something else. 

[tinsnip]

This was my cover.
Aziraphale was Sting.
I couldn’t quite slip that one on.