Aziraphale: *huffily throws a piece of paper three feet in front of himself and storms directly into a plant*
Crowley: why am i so turned on right now
Worthy Rivals
someone on here said something about an au where aziraphale is american southern and now I’m just thinking
“Folks who meet Aziraphale tend to figure three things: one, that he’s Virginian, two, he’s smart, and three, he’s queerer than a three-dollar bill. They’re close to right, but no matter what the locals might tell you, Heaven’s not in Virginia.”
“Bless your heart,” said Aziraphale.
Younger friends: is there anything similarly iconic for Bohemian Rhapsody in your generation as this?
[gif: a scene from Wayne’s World of a bunch of people in car jamming to the guitar break in Bohemian Rhapsody]
This feels v specifically Gen X/Xennial to me, but I could be wrong!
little snip: /wearing headphones, eating soup, slurping loudly
mister snip: i know you probably can’t hear yourself, but you’re being a little bit gross
little snip, with confidence: oh, i can hear myself
arcticflakes
