[higgsbison]

Discworld Elysium PART 7

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MASTER POST

He’s looking at you with a perplexed, slightly worried and completely enthralled expression of an entomologist checking up on his favorite bug and finding it doing tax returns on a little calculator.

1. - "Sir."

2. - "Sir?"

3. - "Sir!"

4. - "So, uh, you haven't by any chance been there the entire time, sir?"

5. - "ALRIGHT, THEN WHO'S ON THE DAMN FLOOR?"

6. - [Knurd : Unsure if you're not perhaps drunk already]

7. - [Quis Custodiet(+1 uncanny feeling): Godly] Why did we not just look there?

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[higgsbison]

Discworld Elysium Masterpost

Since I can't edit polls to retroactively link parts together, here's a masterpost of them all, updated as it happens.

Vote to solve a thrilling mystery of assassination and intrigue, or at least to eventually discover if the body in front of you is actually dead or not, that bit has been taking us a while.

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

PART 6

PART 7 active poll

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Talking Heads lyrics put to a picture.

jerweewee asked:

staffs-secret-blog answered:

It’s true I’m an Aquarius

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

I wonder if anyone got fired or sued for using this image in a warning about winter weather

[neil-gaiman]

A small weird question. The last Addams Family artwork Charles Addams did, as far as I know, was the late 80s ad campaign for British Telecom. Does anyone have any photos of the posters? Or know anywhere they are hiding on the web?

[kalak]

Have mark hamill in his disco suit because I found him in my gallery. Did you know that this suit has a helmet

[catasters]

Anonymous asked:

What would you say the plant version of a beast is? Thank you.

botanyshitposts answered:

ive mulled this over for a few days now because its like, i can either answer what i think the plant equivalent of the term ‘beast’ is or what plant i think embodies the term 'beast’ the best, but in the end for both of them… i think welwitchia mirabalis

ive talked about these before, would give context but theres really not much to give. native to namibia and angola. can get to be a couple thousand years old. all the leaves are actually just two leaves that grow endlessly from the base and get shredded into strips that go everywhere over the plant’s lifetime, so for instance the dying brown ends in this pic are significantly older than the newly-grown parts of the same leaf at the base. each plant is either male or female and makes funky cones to match. this one is 13 feet in diameter. looks like a pile of something. what are you gonna do

[13thdoctorshitposts]

Thirteenth Doctor + Text Messages
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