No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

zetabrarian

marzipanandminutiae:
“ fairy-isle:
“ alwaysadolphin:
“who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen”
British people, apparently
”
meanwhile, in the northeastern US:
DESCEND INTO THE W A S H I N G D U N G E O N ”

good-omens-fanart

crowley congratulations he has arrived

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zetablarian

My sister recently chopped her hair short (not for the first time, but definitely more severely than ever before) and she hates it so she keeps sending me questions about styling it and asking if she can risk cutting it shorter, etc.

I don’t know how to tell her that the secret is 1. Genetics and 2. Super duper not giving a fuck. (And also, optionally, 3. Be gay).

I barely brush mine, buddy. When I go to the stylist I say “shorter there but not here but also idk do what you want, you’re the expert.” I know nothing.

tinsnip

Universal rule: the fewer fucks you give, the better your hair looks.

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trainwreckgenerator

made this in like an hour at 6am and now i understand what true love means

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I broke Amazon Prime

tio-trile

OMG guys. I must have been going back and forth on the Good Omens episodes too much (a shock, I know) that Amazon Prime couldn’t take it anymore and had a glitch. Basically, the subtitles of episode 1 were slapped onto the visuals of episode 6. I was about to refresh until I realized that watching the episode this way brought some absolute gems:

(Snake sushi, I guess)

(asdhasjkldhkajsdhksjadh)

(I laughed so hard I nearly woke my mom on the second floor)

(Mood)

(…okay…?)

(That is what’s happening, yes)

(Yay demon bathing in holy water)

(accidental spoiler)

After I exited onto the main page and refreshed the problem went away. I just thought it was hilarious to the point I just watched the entire episode this way…… 😂