Rincewind: Well, I guess there’s nothing we can do about the drought. We tried, failed, and so I guess there’s nothing we can do about it. this is why i stay out of these things :/
Death: G’DAY
Rincewind: NO YOU GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT WHERE THERE’S LIFE THERE’S HOPE WE’LL FIND A WAY WE’RE GONNA SAVE THIS PLACE I’M GONNA TOW AN ICEBERG HERE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DISC AND I’LL DO IT MYSELF IF I HAVE TO
there is too much good omens content?? there is too much???
i have never had this before
i feel like i am grabbing at the chocolates frantically as they come down the line, piling them around me on every available surface, ‘oh that one looks like it might be good’, ‘that one has got nuts but sometimes i like nuts? better grab it’, ‘i don’t even know if that’s chocolate but fuck it in a second it WILL BE GONE’
i will never organize all of this
you will hear me wailing under a pile of chocolate
where is the orange creeeeeeme
There are some ideas that are just so niche that you KNOW only you want them but
The Music Man / Good Omens fusion.
Crowley is assigned a mission to stir up trouble in River City Iowa under the guise of a man selling redemption via the art of music (about which he knows jack shit).
When he arrives, he finds Aziraphale posing as the town librarian and piano teacher.
Basically the entire plot remains the same except with a lot more etheral and occult nonsense.
At one point Crowley is like “the people here are already such a sinful mess, Angel, what the fuck. Have you heard those gossips and what they’re saying about how you inherited these books? It’s pretty low. And I absolutely had nothing to do with those vicious rumors. Obviously.”
And Marian the Librarian Aziraphale is just…. I’m dead.
I love crowley but he was drinking his dumb bitch juice about the whole holy water thing. he goes into a church for probably the first time in his life in 1941, sees and comments on how the h water it’s just out unguarded, considers it an outlier, and decides a few decades later to plan an elaborate scheme so he can steal some………bby boy………
crowley, 1941: I can just Walk? into this church? there’s no GUARDS? None ?? where are the holy men protecting the holy water !? it’s ALL alone in EMPTY churches that are NOT locked?
crowley, 1970: the only way to get holy water is to have a very detailed plan w at least four people involved & it is all very complex
Listen he did that elaborate nonsense just to get Aziraphale’s attention, that’s why he met w those people in Soho of all places
crowley, yelling into a megaphone: I’m about to do something VERY stupid. I’ve been given no other option than to rob a CHURCH. it would be an absolute shame if someone, anyone, perhaps an ANGEL were to stop me
what is fanfiction for if not to write your own chronic back pain into a main media character on whom you’ve imprinted?
aziraphale most definitely has phantom wing syndrome, she said, rubbing the goddamn leg she wishes would fall right off
i listened to a bunch of the killers songs while drawing this and then my 14-year-old self opened a time portal and deigned to fistbump me
Annual report.
Angels, demons, bureaucracy, etc.
Benedict - the demon of maniacs. Демон с вечным недосыпом. Еще бы, ведь круглосуточно нужно шептать на уши психически нездоровым личностям всякие искушения. Носит пижаму с вышивкой “ Beer is the best coffee “ и ходит босиком.
Jude - the demon of the dark doorways and clubs . Дышащий чистым никотином соблазнительный неформал)
Eddie - a young employee. That guy you would hate in your office.
Tom - the boss. Just a Boss, don’t ask me anymore.
Ok, I drew it before it became mainstream)
We still didn’t know exactly what Heaven and Hell looks like, other employees of these institutions and how everything is arranged.
Well, it’s nice to know that in the final, they took my concept, haha.
Anyone who has not watched: GO AND SEE!!
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