The Beginning

qwanderer

(So I haven’t gotten very far yet but I feel like sharing what I’ve got)

It began, more or less, when a very young angel called Jewels refused to be edited. Not again.

“Do I have to?” Jewels said, as he looked at the Almighty’s metaphorical potter’s wheel, not wanting to step onto it again.

The Almighty, as was Xir wont, made Xir reply known in a manner which was clear and definite, but which was, being ineffable, not easily put into words. However, in this case, the most basic and accurate translation was probably Yes.

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garashir hereditary enemies oh my gosh this is EXCELLENT the whole concept of jewels refusing to be edited is fucking Brills this needs a tag

stcvierogers

delicious…finally some good fucking omens

[aziraphale & crowley]

good omens

strangelyineffable

mycapeisplaid

I expect someone to put clips of this on tumblr. The sooner the better, actually.

one pretty motherfucker

crackyfanfic

theartistichuman

Okay I saw a post were it said “Aziraphale uses Anthony when he wants Crowley to soften up” and I raise you

Aziraphale using “Anthony” when Crowley’s in deep shit.

Crowley: *does something moderately not good*

Aziraphale: (scandalizes) ANTHONY!!!

Crowley: *is already halfway up a tree trying to hide*

thebibliosphere

With hindsight, adding the J wasn’t a good idea either, as it gives the angel more syllables to work with.

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iwilltrytobereasonable

raiseafuckingglass

What if Crowley holds that “i can’t explain it” scene over his angel forever though. Like one day he’s cuddling with Aziraphale on the couch and the angel says “I love you” for the 100th time

“what”

“what do you mean, what?”

“i’m sorry, i don’t understand what you said. can you explain?”

“re-”

“oh wait, true, you can’t explain this, especially not to me-”

“Crowley for Heaven’s sake it’s been 200 years”

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nerdfishgirl

cat therapy cat cats

redfacesmiley

someone wrote a C/A love song and played it on the ukelele and 1) michael sheen retweeted it which is glorious but 2) it’s also glorious all by itself and I need to download it immediately but I caN’T evEn FiguRE oUT hoW to LInk IT to TUMBLR JF LSDKJ:

https://twitter.com/shutupchxrlotte/status/1139260498720022531

someone who is technologically literate help me download this song ffs

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