[malfrisart]

may i offer you some husbands in this trying time

[softbutchtashayar]

Trill Symbiosis Commission, choosing a new Dax host: hmmmmm

Jadzia, a dutiful student with anxiety, good manners, and nothing but respect for the Symbiosis Commission: *exists*

Symbiosis Commission: YES, she’s perfect. After all the trouble we’ve had with previous Dax hosts, I think we’ll finally have a host who’s NORMAL.

All the previous Dax hosts inside the worm, ready to contribute only dumbass ideas, recklessness, and much-needed serotonin:

[quasarden]

Crowley and his lovely terrorized collection of house plants.

Tried to play around with a collection of low-light plants that he would have (including one that is a gift from Aziraphale).

[mandatorysewer]

just to add to the People Who Aren’t Writing This discourse, imo the best angel/demon AU for Garak and Bashir is Demon Garak meeting Overeager Baby Angel Bashir and his immediate reaction is “oh no, he’s terrible at this, I need to bring him home and tuck him into bed and read him a bedtime story about doing miracles properly*”

*but I can’t, because, demon, obviously.  Dreadful State of Affairs

[spyrograph]

Angel!Julian is so bad at doing his job that Demon!Garak covers for him by claiming Julian’s fuckups as his handiwork.

[mandatorysewer]

too bad that technique doesn’t work on julian’s terrible fashion sense

emperorharuhi asked:

Your new theme is very pretty but I cant seem to find the "next page" button? It's not showing up for me on my computer even if I zoom out?

Bottom left. Kinda small. If it still doesn’t turn up, let me know, and I’ll turn on the hated ‘infinite scroll’.

Anonymous asked:

Michael Sheen would look good as a Cardassian, change my mind (you can't)

White men who look like Your Uncle make good Cardassians, this is Known!

(via War Perfume Oil – Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab)

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She finished the drink, hefted the sword over one shoulder, and looked around at the puzzled factions, who now encircled her completely. ‘Sorry to run out on you, chaps,’ she said. ‘Would love to stay and get to know you better.’

The men in the room suddenly realized they didn’t want to know her better. She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, but not up close.

And she held her sword, and she smiled like a knife.

Red ginger, black spices, patchouli, honeysuckle, and three blood-soaked red musks.

(via Good Omens – Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab)

[brilliantyears]

literally if the angels and demons had all paid a little more attention to these two at any point in time they could’ve figured out the body swap because let’s be real

have you ever seen ‘Aziraphale’ look so unenthusastic about food?