Aziraphale’s bastardness increased significantly in the 200 years he’s worked in retail.
remember when the trailer for Good Omens had the break up scene in it but it was played for laughs I DON’T EVEN LIKE YOU, YOU DO and then you watch it in the show and it’s heartbreaking ha ha ha fuck
it’s hilarious how polite and proper aziraphale is with everyone except crowley. like his inflection is completely different talking to anathema or gabriel compared to when he’s talking to crowley. with crowley he’s always very enthusiastic or expressive, or whiny or irritable or passive aggressive. it’s literally Bitchiness As Intimacy
fuck????? i cant even….crowley looks at aziraphale So Lovingly? episode six, the bus bench and he’s looking at him and there’s so much? like, watchful weird sad quiet tenderness in his fucking face, like what the actual fuck?
Aziraphale: oh dear, we’re all out of snacks :(((
Crowley: *lowers his glasses* EXCUSE ME I am RiGhT hErE
Crowley:”Adam is the best but he’s 11. When Adam was born me and Aziraphale were already 6,028 years old. Which means if we were friends back then we would have been hanging out with a baby.
Crowley:”We don’t know anything about infant care”
Aziraphale:”Oh my god we could have killed him”













