i find it so fuckin funny that crowley’s snake form is a red-bellied black snake bc like. u mean that tiny shy baby that hangs out in my backyard?? the one who hasn’t caused a single fatality in recent australian history?? that one???
crowley has this hung outside his apartment
I have this headcanon that Aziraphale sometimes uses the computer in his shop to write up precise and articulate reviews of books, then publishes them on his Internet Journal (“I refuse to call it a blog, Crowley.”). He’s amassed quite a literary following and is very proud.
Crowley responds by setting up a YouTube channel and posting drunken book reviews. He, of course, does not read books, so each video is him consuming glass after glass of wine and shouting about book-to-movie adaptations as though he has read the book.
Aziraphale hates it, but he watches every video.
Aziraphale when Crowley dunks a duck: Wow :// Really ://// My ://///// Dear? :////// Seriously? ://////////////
Aziraphale when he literally suffocates a dove: hey sir hissy fit, is your dog ever gonna show up or
biancaicaras asked:
My fucking leg’s gone out again and I can’t go see my grandmother with the rest of my family, which makes me sour.
On the other side, I can:
1. day-drink
2. write fanfic
So I guess I’ll make lemonade outta these lemons.
There’s a fun lemonade cocktail you can make if you like gin.
Shake for a long time, like at least 3 minutes, until the egg is really foamy. Strain and pour into a cocktail glass, or teacup if you wanna be Historical.
I approve. Teacup, eh? So you’re saying Aziraphale likes this one for plausible deniability?
Drinking cocktails out of a teacup is one of the many outdated trendy things he does. Americans did it during prohibition and he thought it was charming and never stopped. It’s like tartan in the Victorian era (literally the whole era).
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