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roachleakage
theparadoxmachine

I’ve been baking/cooking/etc. as a hobby for about 15 years now (omg it’s been 15 wtf - ahem sorry, I’m going to be 30 this year and I’m in a weird place about it) and I’ve made creme brulee, tiramisu, different breads, butter, crepes, and the grooms cake at my mom’s wedding, so not a paid professional or anything, but not a newbie. And let me tell you something.

I have no tolerance for bakers who talk shit about boxed cake recipes. 

None. 

Bakers like to say “omg is it SOOO hard to measure out flour and sugar” and you know what

Yes. Yes it is. If you’ve never done it before. 

People so easily take it for granted that correctly measuring ingredients is a skill. A skill we all had to learn, some of us younger than others. Would you know to level off flour if no one told you? No. No is the answer. The only answer. Don’t tell me otherwise. If you’re a baker, you only know to level off your measuring cups because someone told you to. (Don’t even get me started on weighing ingredients.) Would you know that there’s a massive difference between baking powder and baking soda? Very possibly not. 

I got started baking by using boxed recipes. Then one day I was craving white cake then thought, hey I could probably do this myself, and I whipped one up from scratch no problem. But that was after familiarizing myself with my kitchen by making dozens of boxed cakes. 

No one else in my family bakes. My parents both cooked, but neither of them were bakers. I knew my way around the kitchen by the time I was in high school, but I’d never made cakes before, certainly not from scratch. Boxed mixes were a good way for 14 year old me to get comfortable with making cakes and ease into it. It also gave me experience with playing with flavors, seeing what icings go best with what flavors. 

Trust me, cakes can be intimidating if you’ve never made them before. If you disagree, it’’s probably because you’ve been baking a while and again, are taking it for granted that your experience gives you ease with the process. 

Also, some people don’t have a lot of supplies in their kitchens, some people don’t have a lot of time, or energy, or space, or give-a-damn. They get a craving, they stir an egg and some oil and some powder in a bowl, pour it into a pan, throw it in the oven, slather the results in icing, and eat it and they have experienced joy. They’ve made something and feel accomplished. Don’t take that away because you want to feel snide and superior. 

And those posts on how to dress up boxed mixes and make them better, like using melted butter instead of oil and milk instead of water, etc are wonderful because they make you think about the chemistry of baking if you’re a beginner with baking. So stop being a shit about it. 

Tl;dr, everyone starts somewhere, so don’t be a butthead. 

tinsnip

Everyone starts somewhere, so don’t be a butthead.

cosmictuesdays asked:

Bashir can, in fact, push people to do evil. When he knows he's doing it for them. It's not for him, it's not for his side - it's for the humans to know, to properly exercise their free will. He wouldn't be so gauche as to say it's for their own good. Their improvement and growth, perhaps. And should they continue - to whose benefit, that?

That’s season 6 demon!Bashir, who’s found out he’s actually very good at it.

Season 1 demon!Bashir fell two months ago, and is really bad at being bad.

(Season 6 demon!Bashir could actually be very scary… that’s when angel!Garak starts wondering if he’s perhaps gone a bit too far…!)

cosmictuesdays good omens ds9 crossover needs a name
tinsnip
qwanderer

listen I played myself. “A Good Omens-based garashir AU practically writes itself,” I said. 

Now I’m deeply invested in this and I can’t decide which one of them is the angel and which is the demon.

Although actually, considering the spirit of the source material, that’s probably a good sign.

points for Bashir as the angel and Garak as the demon:

  • Bashir is from the Federation, and the Federation can be very Good Omens heaven tbh.
  • he can be, uhh… preachy. He heals things for a living.
  • Garak is from the Obsidian Order. They uh. Are kind of. “Love, bad. Kill people, good.” Funny old world, if Obsidian Order agents went around trusting each other.
  • He. Literally. Is a scaly reptile creature in vaguely human form and the place he hails from is dark and hot.

On the other hand!

Points for Garak as the angel and Bashir as the demon:

  • Garak owns a shop. He has a public identity that is extremely equated with his shop. There’s a lot of other stuff behind that, but the public identity is important to him.
  • Books! Food! Alcohol! Richly detailed, warm and comfortable-looking clothing!
  • Speaks in a slightly more formal mode. Sometimes even slightly stiff.
  • Bashir… saunters.
  • He’s the one who makes an effort to be suave, and the one who seeks out speed and excitement. He’s the one who’s always up on the latest tech. He likes to think that he is Cool.

Anyway

if I did write this I would probably go for angel!Bashir and demon!Garak because those are more logistics points and the second list is more about personality

so I sort of picture it being more like a “what if there was an angel like Crowley and a demon like Aziraphale” AU

I probably won’t write it though, I have very little time and energy to spare!

@tinsnip would you like to contribute ideas, write this, or attempt to convince me to write this?

tinsnip

oh my gosh, it’s perfect

and like? at first i was completely on the Angel!Bashir kick, like, it seemed obvious, but oh no, of the two of them Garak is absolutely the Aziraphale

this is charming

if there were two of me i would write this

as it is i will thoroughly enjoy its existence and hope that you fiddle more with it

tinsnip

okay, you know what you could do

you could do angel!garak watching demon!bashir flail pathetically around, trying to tempt people and failing miserably

like, he can’t seduce, he can’t insinuate, he straight up says “hey, instead of being such a goody-goody, how about you do something bad instead” and waggles his eyebrows and it’s just embarrassing

angel!garak is like, listen

if you’re going to be my adversary

here’s how to do it properly

(he’s been around a while. he’s never fallen. because he’s smart. he always stops short of actually saying anything problematic. he just smiles and watches. he’s seen a lot of demons come and ago. he’s thwarted them all. he is, after all, on the side of the angels.)

(gabriel is terrified of him.)

angelgarak demonbashir
qwanderer
qwanderer

listen I played myself. “A Good Omens-based garashir AU practically writes itself,” I said. 

Now I’m deeply invested in this and I can’t decide which one of them is the angel and which is the demon.

Although actually, considering the spirit of the source material, that’s probably a good sign.

points for Bashir as the angel and Garak as the demon:

  • Bashir is from the Federation, and the Federation can be very Good Omens heaven tbh.
  • he can be, uhh… preachy. He heals things for a living.
  • Garak is from the Obsidian Order. They uh. Are kind of. “Love, bad. Kill people, good.” Funny old world, if Obsidian Order agents went around trusting each other.
  • He. Literally. Is a scaly reptile creature in vaguely human form and the place he hails from is dark and hot.

On the other hand!

Points for Garak as the angel and Bashir as the demon:

  • Garak owns a shop. He has a public identity that is extremely equated with his shop. There’s a lot of other stuff behind that, but the public identity is important to him.
  • Books! Food! Alcohol! Richly detailed, warm and comfortable-looking clothing!
  • Speaks in a slightly more formal mode. Sometimes even slightly stiff.
  • Bashir… saunters.
  • He’s the one who makes an effort to be suave, and the one who seeks out speed and excitement. He’s the one who’s always up on the latest tech. He likes to think that he is Cool.

Anyway

if I did write this I would probably go for angel!Bashir and demon!Garak because those are more logistics points and the second list is more about personality

so I sort of picture it being more like a “what if there was an angel like Crowley and a demon like Aziraphale” AU

I probably won’t write it though, I have very little time and energy to spare!

@tinsnip would you like to contribute ideas, write this, or attempt to convince me to write this?

tinsnip

oh my gosh, it’s perfect

and like? at first i was completely on the Angel!Bashir kick, like, it seemed obvious, but oh no, of the two of them Garak is absolutely the Aziraphale

this is charming

if there were two of me i would write this

as it is i will thoroughly enjoy its existence and hope that you fiddle more with it

hereditary enemies garashir ineffable husbands
nestofstraightlines
nestofstraightlines

So I’ve been off Tumblr for a couple of years but started lurking again recently and now I’ve done an illustration I think I’d like to share here - somewhere I know there’s, well, a wee bit of Good Omens appreciation going on.

I could (and quite honestly pretty much have) write a 3000 word essay of My Opinions about the Good Omens miniseries. Ultimitely there was a lot to love.

But I did miss the John Le Carré (Tinker Tailor Seraph Serpent?) vibe from the early Aziraphale/Crowley sections of the book. And thus I felt compelled to create a Good Omens cover in tribute to the wonderful Le Carré covers by Matt Taylor and Penguin (I’ve attached a few of my favourites or reference), which are some of my very favourite covers in print. Not only is the illustration work gorgeous, there’s some lovely ever-so-understated edginess going on in the typography.

I’ve included a couple of bits of process work too. There’s nothing I love more than a riff on the Penguin logo, so of course it had to become a nightingale.

Oh and PSA don’t feed bread to ducks, it’s really bad for them.

good omens love the suggestion of a halo over aziraphale tinker tailor seraph serpent is a fucking killer name