xx. Good Omens - Aziraphale Quotes
“If Heaven and Hell decide that they are both satisfied, illumate the No’s on their vacancy signs, if there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks, I’ll follow you into the dark”
aziraphale sucks at french in 1793, but in 2008 he speaks fluent(?) japanese with his sushi chef.
this allows for only 1 explanation:
he got a scare so bad in 1793 that he learned to speak the language of his fav foods just in case he got peckish during a revolution again
tbh… as a team bonding activity?
all the angels doing a spa day
a thing aziraphale would LOVE… were it not with gabriel, michael, uriel, and sandalphon
aziraphale: fist me
crowley: i- what the fuck
aziraphale: [holds out his fist for a fist bump]
crowley: right, that’s what you- right, okay, god, jesus fucking chr-













