Oh, what a surprise, you caught me again…
sarcasm shark
Sharkasm
World Heritage Post
Cute Cat Cotton Fabric //
NAREMDOLL
A short story with a long caption
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted loquacity
Who decorates her journal with cute washi tape
She wants to go to the office supply store
She wants to buy a nice pen
She wants to post, under twelve content warnings,
A two-paragraph drabble about fictional men
I want a girl with a short story with a long caption
The future sucks for the most part.
However, I just spent 5 bucks to release a popcorn treat through the live chat for a whole flock of chickens on the other side of the world in a different hemisphere, and I got to watch them enjoy it live.
And how wonderful is that?
I still haven't fed my OWN chickens some popcorn, I'm gonna do that now!
They enjoy 🥰
i love how he grunts like hes taking physical damage from this barber's incantations
why is everyone tagging this as something happening in Baltimore literally everyone in the video has a british accent/accent of a former british colony
this is from the barber's tiktok (he does this regularly) and he is in fact from baltimore
NOOOOO
“An “angel” is anything that carries out a mission for God. This includes forces of nature. […] Photosynthesis? That’s an angel. Gravity? An angel. Magnetism? Angel. The Midrash in Bereishis Rabbah (chapter 1) says than an angel only performs one job. That job doesn’t have to be destroying Sodom; it could be peristalsis, centripetal force or condensation.”
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