[chefpyro]

Someone: “People would never do anything without monetary gain”

Dungeon masters, Minecraft players, fanfic writers:

[chefpyro]

You’re so right

[firebirdeternal]

Wikipedia editors
Community moderators for discord servers, forums, and twitch channels
Animal shelter volunteers
People who put back extra carts at the grocery store
People who pick up litter while they’re on a jog or walk to throw it away 

Humans Do Things. We dedicate a certain amount of our thing-doing capacity to making sure we survive, and in the society we’ve constructed that means Worrying about Money. But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

[moonie-love]

But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

[221cbakerstreet]

Ok but Crowley definitely practiced his M25 presentation in front of Aziraphale who 100% gave him a “wahoo” in his little “buck up hamlet” voice

Crowley and Aziraphale… best DRAMA QUEENS in history!

[weirddorkylittlediana]

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ellisper asked:

I had an idea while writing: angel tears become a mild form of holy water. Now imagine something making Aziraphale cry and Crowley wiping away the tears despite the pain it causes him.

answered:

Okay so here’s my heart. Sorry it’s in a million pieces, someone broke it with this headcanon of theirs

[joliemariella]

Companion piece to Crowley

So one thing I found interesting about Aziraphale in Good Omens is that he is the only angel (or demon for that matter) that looks completely human. You could put this down to his living on Earth full time and wanting to blend in with the populace since we do see that other angels are able to ‘tone down‘ their appearances, but even back at the Garden, when he had no reason to hide, he looked human.

So, my personal headcanon is that Zira’s ‘accents‘ are all beneath his clothes. Gold leaf and the like are common among the angels, so I took inspiration from japanese kintsugi pottery for the design. Haven’t decided if I want it to be gold colored, though… I was thinking maybe silver or even like… quartz/diamond.

[tinsnip]

Oh my God. Kintsugi aziraphale and scale crowley. How did this person see into my mind?

[lineffability]

God really just created the world so she could stage her very own enemies to lovers 6000year forbidden slow burn romance

[eternallog]

what if this storm ends

and i don’t see you

as you are now

ever again

tielan.dreamwidth.org

tielan | once more with footnotes (for AO3)

[tinsnip]

How to do footnoes in AO3:

<a name=“foot1t” id=“foot1t”></a><a href=“#foot1”><small>¹</small></a>

in the text you want to footnote, and then at the bottom

<a name=“foot1” id=“foot1”></a><a href=“#foot1t”><small>¹</small></a>

changing the 1s to whatever number footnote you’re up to.

[kokoko-sir]

пиздец вымираю от них

[magicartwork]

I spent two days and three of my heart on it and I do not regret it!