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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cryptid-jack
joliemariella:
“ Companion piece to Aziraphale
I came up with a headcanon about Aziraphale’s angelic accents and decided I needed to do some art for Crowley’s demonic ones! Considering he’s a shapeshifter, I like to think that Crowley frequently has...
joliemariella

Companion piece to Aziraphale

I came up with a headcanon about Aziraphale’s angelic accents and decided I needed to do some art for Crowley’s demonic ones! Considering he’s a shapeshifter, I like to think that Crowley frequently has some little patch of scales on him at any given time, particularly along his lower back and spine.

When he gets flustered I like to think the patch expands, maybe to more visible parts of him, as he has to fight the urge to turn into a snake and slither away to hide from his emotions. It’s not easy to work him up into that state, but if anyone can manage it, it’s his angel ;)

Anger can set his scales off too, but that’s even less common. Crowley’s quite used to feeling angry, after all, and is better able to control the shift because of that.

((Az quite likes slipping a hand up under Crowley’s shirt to stroke the scales right at the base of his spine; smooth as silk and cool to the touch. This just flusters crowley so he winds up with a growing patch of scales until they’re all the way up to the back of his neck where Az can press a little kiss to them |D ))

oh look it's my special interest I'm sure i can do something with this crowley ficseed frick now i have to learn snake anatomy
joi-in-the-tardis
joi-in-the-tardis

Here’s me stepping in it, but oh well: we do realize that asexual people can be “that gay” with one another, right? Still doesn’t mean they’re sleeping together.

And, I might add: my best friend and I are constantly mistaken for a couple. I mean every. time. we. go. out. From judgy looks to young queer kids swooning over seeing representation in the wild. To the extent that she wants to get herself shirt that says “my friend is actually single, and looking!” We’ve never dated. We never will date. She’s happily married. All the “chemistry” read between us is born of a really, really close friendship.

I’m just… Tired. You want to ship them as gay and boning, fine. Knock yourself out. But, canonically they are ace. That is queer. That is representation, not baiting.

hereditary enemies good omens
azirafool
patricianandclerk

the idea that the angels are so into sound of music and aziraphale hates it just. it just cracks me up

gabriel, uriel, michael, and sandalphon just CRAMMED onto the sofa in aziraphale’s backroom, all of them eagerly watching aziraphale’s shitty little bakelite tv that’s like 60 years old, singing along, bobbing their heads

in the background aziraphale is texting crowley with various requests for his own decorporalisation while chugging straight from a bottle of dessert wine

good omens aziraphale good yes