crowley: i love you
aziraphale: i love you more!
crowley: dont start a fucking battle you cant win.
crowley: i love you
aziraphale: i love you more!
crowley: dont start a fucking battle you cant win.
Crowley talks a big game shoving Aziraphale against the wall like that but I guarantee that if Aziraphale did the same to him that his entire brain would short circuit like a blown-out television set from the 50s and his legs would give out
Aziraphale: Staring pensively out of a window
Crowley: So beautiful, so thoughtful, My angel.
Aziraphale, to himself: I wonder how many crèpes I can fit in my mouth at once?
I’m so happy that more people know about Good Omens now but all I will say is that if you haven’t read the book you are missing out on one piece of information that everyone should know: Aziraphale is an absolute bitch.
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infinite-mirrors answered:

i’ve waited the better part of a decade for this show and it did not disappoint!!
(more drunk doodles HERE)
Crowley: who needs drugs when the world spins whenever you stand up too fast
Aziraphale: please drink water