me: can you imagine how much Crowley's bitching about plants Aziraphale had to deal with when he was a gardener?
mom: oh god, he wouldn't stand sight of one misbehaving plant
(later)
mom:you know what? I think he was sneaking to garden when Aziraphale wasn't watching to terrorize plants so Aziraphale won't be sad if plants are horrible
Absolutely infatuated with Beelzebub’s design in Good Omens… Nothing but respect for MY prince of hell
oh-good asked:
neil-gaiman answered:
I don’t know. I hope so. We tried to get merch out in time for the show, and we basically told that nobody does merch for a first season of anything. So we will see.
Striker have the rights to things like that so that’s where people need to go to get permission to do things…
reshipkmn asked:
neil-gaiman answered:
A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who’re too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.
Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart.
Then you meet the other spellcasters and they’re just like
Cleric: I believe in God so I’m magic.
Warlock: I just had to ask cthulu for magic and they said yes.
Sorcerers: I was born with magic.
Druid: I just chilled in the forest and got magic.
Bard: I play the fiddle lmao
wizard: takes months to memorize a gesture and an incantation that bends the fabric of reality
bard: doot doot magic flute
Wizard: does ten years of magic grsd school
Sorcerer: My granny fucked a dragon lmao





