No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

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j*ff b*zos where is my good omens t shirt

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My fucking leg’s gone out again and I can’t go see my grandmother with the rest of my family, which makes me sour.

On the other side, I can:

1. day-drink

2. write fanfic

So I guess I’ll make lemonade outta these lemons.

Holy shit.

They burn Agnes Nutter twice.

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French Slang [½]

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Finally I finished the first part of my list of french slang. I never tought it would be that hard because, as you can imagine, it’s really not that easy to try to explain to foreigners words that you use everyday without realasing it. Some expression are so often say that everybody know what it means but can’t explain exacty the signification. Anyway if there is some words or sentence that you don’t understand because I am not clear enought you can tell me and I will try to be more understandable. Next time I will try to explain “Verlan” language and how to use it.

Slang words

Ouais : (Translation : Oui) Most of young french people use « Ouais » instead of « Oui »

Example : Person 1: Tu viens chez Sophie ? Person 2: Ouais !(Do you come at Sophie's place? Yes !)

Trop : (Translation : Very) Use to emphasis something you really like

Example : J'aime trop sa veste (I really like his jacket) or Tu as aimé la fête ? Trop !(Did you liked the party ? Very!)

Vas-y (Translation : Come on !) in that case it is use often at the beggining of a sentence to show your frustration.

Example : Vas-y fait pas ton radin ! (Come on don’t be such a miser!)

Il m'a soulé/Souler quelqu'un (Translation : Getting on my/someone nerves) When someone really irritate you

Example : Il m'a trop soulé avec son travail (He really was getting on my nerves when he was talking about his job)

Kiffer (Translation : To like) You can replace the word « aimer, adorer» in a phrase by « kiffer »

Example : Je kiffe son sac (I love her bag) or Il l'a kiffe (He likes her)

Genre (Translation : like) Same as in english

Example : Il était genre très grand (He was like really tall) or Genre il est venu seul au mariage(Like he came alone at the wedding)

Grave (Translation : Very) Same as « trop » see above

Example : Il est grave sympa (He is a really nice guy) or Il est grave beau ce pantalon (This pants is really beautiful)

or can be use to confirm something what someone sayed

Example : Tu as vu comment il était habillé aujourd'hui ?! Grave ! (Did you see how he was dress today ?! Yeah I saw that !)

C'est clair (Translation : Yeah I know) Can be use like « grave » when you want to corroborate what someone just sayed

Example : Ce test d'anglais était très dur ! C'est clair ! (This english test was really hard ! Yeah tell me about it!)

Flipper (Translation : To be afraid) Is use to say that you were scared, that you freaked out

Example : Cette voiture est arrivé de nul part et j'ai flippé (This car came out of knowhere and I freaked out) or J'ai flippé quand il m'a pas dit qu'il avait une nouvelle à m'annoncer (I freak out when he sayed he had something new to tell me)

Pas de soucis (Translation : No worries) When you want to say that there is no problem

Example : Tu peux m'aider avec cet exercice de maths ? Pas de soucis ! (Can you help me with this mathematic exercise ? Of course !) or Pas de soucis je serais là 18h (No problem I will be there at 6pm)

Avoir le seum (Translation : To be angry) Use to signify that you are angry, annoyed

Example : J'ai le seum j'ai raté mon bus (I am angry i missed my bus) or Il a le seum il a eu une mauvaise note (He is annoyed because he got a bad grade)

Laisse tomber (Translation : To let go something) Often use to say that you are annoyed by something so you prefered to let it go

Example : Laisse tomber je préfère m'en aller (I give up, I am going to leave) or Laisse tomber c'est plus mon amie (Let it go she is not my friend anymore)

Mec (Translation : A guy) Can refered to just some random guy or someone boyfriend

Exemple : Ce mec là bas(This guy over there) or Mon mec est venu me voir (My boyfriend came to see me)

Mytho (Translation : A liar) Use to say that someone is a liar or he tells lies

Example : Ce mec c'est un mytho (This guy is a liar) or C'est juste des mythos tout sa (It’s just a bunch of lies)

Bagnole/Caisse (Translation : A car) To refered to a car

Example : Il vient de s'acheter une nouvelle bagnole (He just bought a new car) or Elle a une magnifique caisse (She has a splendid car)

Se barrer/Se casser/Se tirer (Translation : To leave) When someone leave a place but show his/her frustration or worries

Example : Je me tire de cette endroit (I am leaving this damn place) or Cette endroit n'est pas sûr je me casse (This place is not safe I prefer to leave)

Un pote (Translation : A friend) You can replace the word « ami » (friend) by « pote »

Example : C'est mon meilleur pote (He is my best friend)

Se marrer (Translation : To have a laught) When you had a big laught with someone

Exemple : On est allé voir une comédie et on s'est bien marrer !(We went to see a comedy and we had such a laught!)

C'est hallucinant/J'hallucine (Translation : It’s unbelievable) When something is incredible in a good or a bad way

Example : C'est hallucinant de voir le nombre de vélos qu'il y a dans Paris (It’s amazing to see how much there is bikes in Paris) or J'hallucine elle sort avec mon ex ! (I can’t believe it she is going out with my ex!)

You can also hear : « C'est l'hallu » It’s the contraction of « C'est hallucinant »

C'est mortel (Translation : It’s rad) When something is really good, really fun

Example : Ce grand huit était mortel, on y retourne (This rollercoster was rad we have to do it again) or Cette voiture est mortel (This car is rad)

Le taff/Le boulot (Translation : Job) You can change the word « travail » (job, work) by « boulot » or « taff »

Example : Je dois aller au taff (I have to go to work) or Je l'ai rencontré au boulot (I met him at work)

C'est la loose (Translation : Bad luck, misfortune) I am pretty sure it came from the english verb « to loose ». It can be use when someone had a bad day or he try to do things but it led to misfortune after misfortune.

Example : C'est la loose on m'a volé mon scooter (I really have no chance, someone stole my scooter) or C'est la loose je voulais réviser mon examen mais il n'y a plus électricité chez moi (I can’t believe it I wanted to study for my exam but there no more electricity at my home)

Je m'en fiche/Je m'en fout (Translation : I don’t care) Means that you don’t give a heck. These phrases can’t be use with anybody. You can say it with your friends but not with your boss or someone important to you (« Je m'en fout » can be translate by « I don’t give a f**k)

Example : Je m'en fiche j'ai autre chose à faire (I don’t care I have something else to do)

Faire style (Translation : To pretend) When you talk about someone who pretend to do something

Exemple : Il fait style qu'il c'est faire du skate mais c'est des conneries (He pretends that he can do skate but it’s total bulls***e) or J'ai fait style que j'avais appris m'a leçon par cœur (I pretend I knew my lesson buy heart)

Contracted Sentences

French people tend to speak really fast. To adapted our phrases to the way we speak we like to « contracted » words together. For exemple If you are an advanced french speaker, you know that for the negation we use « ne » and « pas ». “Je ne peux pas venir” ( I can’t come). Well, when we speak, and only when we speak, most of the time we don’t say the word « ne ». So in the previous example we tend to say « Je peux pas venir ». It’s still mean the same thing. A bit like in english with « He does not know » and « He doesn’t know ».

Further more as we speak more and more faster we « eat » most of the words (I don’t know how to say it) in the phrase « Je ne peux pas » become « J'peux pas »

Some examples :

Je ne sais pas (I don’t know) =>Je sais pas => J'sais pas (Prononce it like «ché pa »

Je m'en fout (I don’t care, see above) => J'men fout => M'en fout (Prononce it like « cheu men fout »

Je me barrer/Je me casser/Je me tirer (I leave, see above) => J'me barre/J'me casse/J'me tire

Je vais voir (I will see) => J'vais voir

Je ne suis pas sur (I am not sure) => Je suis pas sur => J'suis pas sur (Prononce it like « chui pas sur)

I don’t know if I am clear ? :/

« Tic de langage »

French people tend to start there sentences with filler words which are not important or change anything about the sentence but that you can hear often. We call it « tic de language »

Du coup,… : Corresponding to « So what » or « And so,… »

Example : Du coup j'ai oubliée mes clés chez moi « And so, I forgot my keys at my home »

En fait,… Corresponding to « let me explain » or « in fact » if you translate litteraly

Example : En fait, je ne l'ai jamais rencontré (In fact, I never met him)

Bref : Corresponding to « Anyway »

Example : Bref, c'était l'enfer cette journée (Anyway, this day was just like hell)

Bah… : Like the « Hum » in English when you hesitate before saying what you have in mind

Example : Bah…j'ai toujours été seul à cette table (Hum…I always have been alone at this table)

Non, mais…One of the mystery of modern french. You can use this sentence simply when you want to contradict what someone just sayed

Example : Non mais je t'arrête tout de suite tu as totalement tord (Sorry, I stop you right now you are completely wrong)

Or you can use it to confirm someone’s argument

Example : Person 1: Paul et Aline ne sont plus ensemble, je pense que c'est pour le mieux. Person 2: Non mais ils on eut raison (Person 1: Paul and Aline are not a couple anymore, I think it is for the best. Person 2: I totally agree, they were right)

I know crazy !

Hope you enjoy it ;)

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French Slang [½]

Slang words

Contracted Sentences

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