When you make a phone call expecting to leave a message but a live person answers the phone


When you make a phone call expecting to leave a message but a live person answers the phone


A week after watching it, here’s my first attempt at Good Omens fanart. It isn’t exactly good (pretty bad actually) but in my defence I painted it at 4 am because I couldn’t sleep and hey, first fanart always deserves to be posted, even if just for you to look back at a few weeks or months later, once you get the hang of drawing the characters, and see how much you’ve improved 🤷

So I was watching the scenes that took place in Crowley’s flat, for Research, and I kept noticing this statue, down the corridor past the TV

“That’s not the wrestling angels statue,” I said to myself. “What is it?”
Then I got to episode 3, and, uh

ANTHONY J CROWLEY, DID YOU TAKE THE STATUE FROM THE CHURCH YOU BOMBED FOR AZIRAPHALE, FOR FEELINGS REASONS
DID YOU
“Over the years, a huge number of theological man-hours have been spent debating the question: “How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?” To answer it, we need information.
Firstly, angels don’t dance. It’s one of the distinguishing characteristics that marks an angel. So, none.
At least, nearly none. Aziraphale had learned a dance called the “gavotte” in a discreet gentlemen’s club in Portland Place in the late 1880s. After a while, he had become fairly good at it, and was quite put out when, some decades later, the gavotte went out of style for good. So providing the dance was a gavotte, the answer is a straightforward “one”.
Then again, you might just as well ask how many demons can dance on the head of a pin. They’re of the same original stock, after all. And at least demons dance. Not what you’d call good dancing, though.
For demons or for angels, size and shape are simply options.
So, if you look from really close up, the only problem about dancing on the head of a pin is all those big gaps between electrons.“
Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20
“great swing from the barbarian, absolutely beautiful”
For @tio-trile
The reason I didn’t reblog this immediately is that I fell from my chair screaming and then rolled around on the floor and then took another peek at the images and had to pace around the room furiously for 5 minutes to calm down
Thank you. OMG “thank you” cannot adequately convey what I’m trying to say. This is. So beautiful. *weeping*
this is sooooooo beautiful awwwwww aw awww
Good Omens (2019)
OH THANKS now I’m gonna be imagining a version of Good Omens starring Kelley and Nimoy for THE REST OF THE NIGHT

I think you mean BEST AU and YOU’RE WELCOME


lord help me I can’t believe I did this

The fact that you could probably cast it either way, I think, is why it would work