i interrupt the usual nonsense to bring you this: my middle school obsession
Anonymous asked:
Do you have any good omens fic recs 👀
thealogie answered:
i stand by the ones in my first two posts in this fic rec tag. i would add:
the one where aziraphale saves crowley from hell
the one where they start dating but still can’t say their feelings and crowley puts so much effort into wooing aziraphale
i wish this one had more like…love confession, but they have very romantic, clearly-in-love first time sex (aziraphale saying “crowley…look at me” during sex like thanks for understanding i needed)
this one where they watch musicals together throughout the years is still in progress but has already made me shriek several times
i got a KICK out of this one where crowley gets off on az reciting him the song of songs in all seriousness during sex…it’s so funny but feels true??
CROWLEY COMING ACROSS ARTSY ACADEMIA/LITERATURE/A FILM FEATURING TILDA SWINTON ALL OF WHICH PLAY ON HOW THE ANGEL AZIRAPHALE IS IN GAY LOVE WITH HIS DEMON RIVAL AND IS SEETHING/WISHING FOR THAT TO BE TRUE AND IT *IS*
oh! oh actually this one is arguably my all time fave i just read it a while ago so i forgot to include it: aziraphale gets drunk and is like “crowley i love you and it’s ok that you can’t love me back but i want you to KNOW that you are loved and you deserve to be loved” and crowley is like you are THE stupidest, THE DUMBEST BITCH ON THE PLANET!!!!
That didn’t mean he couldn’t tease Crowley about it, though. “All this time you’ve been, what, pining nobly like a Gothic heroine, convinced an angel couldn’t possibly deign to love a demon?”
“Something like that,” Crowley mumbled. The pink in his cheeks darked, and he hunched his shoulders, drawing in on himself. “I’m a demon; coveting’s in the bylaws.
do you ever physically hurl things across the room
I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
Ohhhh! The DVD for the European region is avaliable for pre-order! :) (the US one here)
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: You have an excellent pile of salted meat, share it with your friends.
Taurus: Pay attention and be gentile, you will be rewarded.
Gemini: Turns out you can make so many bad decisions you come out the other end well adjusted.
Cancer: Eventually this will become a cool backstory, like batman.
Leo: If you have enough points, all Leos can unlock their lion form today.
Virgo: You will turn heads at your high school reunion by showing up in a dress made of human arms.
Libra: Discover your ability to telepathically control 80′s new wave artists.
Scorpio: Store your tiny notebook inside of a larger notebook.
Sagittarius: Your hair is wreathed in flowers made of twilight.
Capricorn: Recede into yourself, like a turtle but with your soul.
Aquarius: Plants associated with alchemichal purity grow between your ribs.
Pisces: The angel made a fresh kill and left its corpse by your shoes. It is a gift.
Earth, you are my wishing star. Here’s how you look from my home on the surface of Mars.
“you are my wishing star” is so romantic
why is the mars rover so slick
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