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„Good Omens“ bei Amazon: Zum Teufel mit der Apokalypse
Nah an der Offenbarung: Mit der Serie „Good Omens“ gelingt Amazon eine zauberhafte Umsetzung der Buchvorlage von Terry Pratchett und Neil Ga
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“Wir werden Zeuge einer außerordentlichen Männerfreundschaft, so wie Romeo und Julia eine Männerfreundschaft war - will sagen, eben vielleicht doch etwas mehr als das, aber das überlässt die Serie der Phantasie des Zuschauers.”

[We are witness of an extraordinary bromance - just like Romeo and Julia had clearly been a bromance - what I’m trying to say is, perhaps it is more than that, but this decision is up to the audience’s imagination.]

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Normal Horoscope

normal-horoscopes

Aries: Maintain speed, your bicycle is no match for your neighbors meek fence.

Taurus: The night watches you, wary.

Gemini: As you sit, toes freezing, in the bathroom, you will realize the importance of being kind.

Cancer: Lay your hand on the mercifully cool wood of the fireplace, live not in memory but in the present.

Leo: The hunger you feel is not for food.

Virgo: Today you will be struck with memories of the cap gun you purchased when you were small. The image will not leave you untill you need it.

Libra: Wreck your dad’s jag.

Scorpio: You will finally realize that the whole world is made of countless triangles.

Saggatarius: You will invent a new word for the unnamed feelings you have. Nobody will ever truly know.

Capricorn: Your legs are too long.

Aquarius: The wind is your shield.

Pisces: Your shoulder blades are made of fine clockwork, make sure to keep them oiled.

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Because Greyhald Spold knows that Death is looking for him, and has spent many years designing an impregnable hiding place.

He has just set the complicated clockwork of the lock and shut the lid, lying back in the knowledge that here at last is the perfect defence against the most ultimate of all his enemies, although as yet he has not considered the important part that airholes must play in an enterprise of this kind.

And right beside him, very close to his ear, a voice has just said: “DARK IN HERE, ISN’T IT?”

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PSA for fic writers whose only exposure to Jewish holidays is Hanukkah. 

This coming Sunday and Monday (June 9-10, 2019) is Shavuot, the celebration of the giving of the Torah on Mount Sinai. 

Because of Reasons, one tradition for the holiday is to avoid the eating of meat. Because of Jewish Reasons, it has become a holiday celebrated by 

1) Reading the Book of Ruth, which centers around deep love and devotion between two women, 

2) staying up all night studying & arguing, and 

3) the consumption of vast quantities of cheese blintzes, ice cream, and cheesecake.

You’re welcome. 

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i can guarantee you that what wakes crowley up from his century long naps is an alarm blasting in his brain announcing that aziraphale got himself into some serious shit and needs to be rescued immediately

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Crowley waking up from a century long nap: 🚨🚨 SOMETHING’S WRONG 🚨🚨

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Unaired footage of Crowley waking up

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